Nipple Fart

The act of being a worthless, annoying, prick who is slightly nerdy and/or dorkish.

Dude1: Hey man did you hear that jacob is dating Katy.

Dude2: Yeah he's a Nipple Fart

Nipple Fart by someone7877 February 20, 2011

old fart 

Am older person who values old fashioned values

As an old fart I do not think to discipline a kid with a snack is child abuse and it is not offensive for a male to open a door for a female

old fart by juggler65 January 29, 2017

Open Anus Reverse Fart 

When you erect your anus towards the sky and open it with your fingers. Then you fart out and most likely your fart will be sucked back into your poop chute.

Mary walked up in front of the angry mob and performed and Open Anus Reverse Fart

Open Anus Reverse Fart by Elwoodthesheep October 26, 2010

Elevator Fart 

That which is horrid, rancid, or unpleasant, and seemingly impossible to get away from.

Dude - why the fuck is your stupid ass still here? Fucking elevator fart...shit mother...fucker...fox news guzzler.

Elevator Fart by Remihnesczim May 25, 2006

shingle fart 

When a guy sticks his testical in a girls asshole, and she farts it out.

I gave that bitch a shingle fart last night.

shingle fart by bob robberts December 10, 2007

taco fart 

a queef.

"did you just fart or was that from your vagina, because it sure sounded like a taco fart to me"

taco fart by mrsmonster March 1, 2010

Fire fart 

A fart that feels like your ass is on fire. It usually smells worse than regular farts. Usually occurs after eating chips with sauce after watching a Football game, or eating spicy exotic foods.

Hey, I think i'll have a fire fart.

Then get away from me!

Fire fart by mburrows December 23, 2012