Double-Jointed Asshole

While a normal asshole can only take so much before becoming sore, a person with a "double-jointed" asshole can have anal sex with multiple people at the same time throughout the whole day.

Dude, I screwed a girl with a double-jointed asshole and it was like a cave down there.

by pvc1983 October 8, 2022

double decker crash

When the nards of two men hit really hard as they double time a lady.

Me and my boy were totally nailin this chick, but we had a double decker crash and had to get out the ice packs.

by Krindy and Mucas September 7, 2011

Double Dutch Sundae

Eating Chocolate covered money out of someone's ass.
Money can also be covered in any other sundae toppings.
See also- Rich Bitch Sundae.

I told him if he wanted this $100 and this dub, he'd have to earn it. So he bent me over and gave me a Double Dutch Sundae.

by Newshoes1 November 9, 2012

Shot up doubles

To take any drug twice in one sitting

"Man i just shot up doubles on them xans"
Shoot up them doubles = shot up doubles

by Yuung Draco February 28, 2017

The Double-Ismail Effect

The effect that occurs when two people named Ismail convince you of something, or convince you to do something as long as it doesn't break the law. There is a 99.8% chance that Ismail and Ismail will successfully convince the subject. There are only a handful of recorded unsuccessful cases, though many say they are false reports.

Example 1:
Person 1: Wow I can't believe Ismail S. and Ismail H. convinced me to go camping at Joshua Tree, I hate the outdoors!

Person 2: They call that the Double-Ismail Effect

Example 2:

Someone get me two Ismails, this situation calls for The Double-Ismail Effect.

by wohoitsame March 22, 2020

double-layered hypocrite

A person who is a hypocrite, whose methods are layered on top of one another to the point where it happens to condemn hypocrisy itself. In other words, a person condemns being a hypocrite whilst being one himself, therefore making him a double-layered hypocrite.

I am a double-layered hypocrite.

by _Neutral_Definition_Definer_ July 7, 2017

double dish disorder

The irrational rage caused by someone ordering the same dish as you while at a restaurant.

1: I'll have the sweet and sour chicken.
2: Hmm. I think I'll have the sweet and sour chicken too.
1: What?
2: I'll have the sweet and sour chicken too.
1: You can't have that.
2: Why not?
1: Because I'm having that. Pick something else.
2: I can't have the same thing as you?
1: No. No you can't. Pick something else. Now.
2: Jesus, looks like someone's got a case of double dish disorder...
(1 stabs 2 in the eye with a chopstick)

by FreemDeem November 19, 2009