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Knuckle Pussy

When a girl has a clit so big it looks like a knuckle growing out of her pussy. Also known a Ol' Knuckle Puss.
by Tee Toney Tone September 10, 2012
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Pussy Dog

That one mate that is constantly dogging the boys because he's an absolute pussy. It's quite self-explanatory really.
Fuck your missus, don't dog the fucking boys you pussy dog!
by DannyLu32 February 20, 2018
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Pussy Pooh

(1) Waste matter discharged from the intestines through the anus of a small domesticated carnivore of the family Felidae.

(2) Waste matter discharged from the passage leading from the uterus to the vulva of a female human being.
Ricky: I was on my way over here, and I saw a cat taking a shit.

Mickey: Did you actually see the pooh come out of the pussy?

Ricky: Yeah, I saw the Pussy Pooh. Also, next to the cat, some chick was taking a shit out of her vagina.

Mickey: What?

Ricky: I saw the Pussy Pooh times two.
by RespectableGentleman69 September 29, 2010
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Pussy Coma

A sudden yet usually short term condition when a man gets a woman, starts living with her immediately, then abandons all friends and old realities for weeks at a time to spend all time and energy with his woman. Symptoms include not paying rent at the old place, not responding to phone contacts, going off the grid, and true douchebaggary.
Ronny started dating a bartender getting pussy and drinks for free then went into a pussy coma. Doesn't answer his phone, doesn't sleep in his room, stopped paying rent - turned into a real ducheburger.
by Three Fingers March 10, 2021
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pussy retardant

Similar to a cock block but used in a female context.

A "pussy retardant" is a person that prevents a woman from fullfilling her sexual desires with a partner.
This b%8h be F$%kin up my game, she's a got damn pussy retardant
by SupWitChuuGirl December 27, 2010
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Pussy Tour

Another name for Band Camp or a trip with an Orchestra.

Although members of the group are travelling to perform in front of audiences, behind the scenes there is much womanising and one night stands, this continues at every destination on the schedule.

The members of the group then return home as heroes with many stories to tell their sexually deprived peers.
Band Camp kid1- Hey man lets get some chicks when we stop over at Wellington, i hear the clubs are awesome there. Its gonna be the mean PUSSY TOUR.

Band Camp kid2- Yeah man! Keen for that and lets also do it at Hamilton!

Band Camp kid3- I cant wait to get back home and tell all my friends how awesome it was having so many hotties, they're going to think im so cool and not a band nerd.
by b00stinz July 14, 2009
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stalagmite pussy

An excessively, bumpy or rigid vagina.
I tried to go down on her, but that bitch had a stalagmite pussy.
by Glenevere April 20, 2009
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