butter muscle

A penis incapable of achieving erection due to the over consumption of alcohol and/or meat (ribs).

"Hey dude did you score with Sally last night?"
"Nah bro, I got the butter muscle"

by KCMOMAN September 24, 2012

melt the butter

The act of standing under a hot shower head, allowing the water to penetrate your greasy hair.

Took me an extra 5 minutes to “melt the butter” during my shower. Sorry I’m late!

by HolDoll February 5, 2018

knob butter

The kind of slime left on your knob after ramming a kuntren in the face pussy

My god Bunky !!!
You forgot to wipe that knob butter off after ramming kuntrens face pussy you cunt,
Clean off that knob butter at once

by Bunkylove April 5, 2017

Duck Butter

The concouction of semen and shit that runs out of an asshole after you cum in it

After I railed her asshole I ate the duck butter with a smile

by Drewser March 17, 2009

Secure that butter

Used to command someone to be careful with a precious resource, especially to prevent their talents, positive traits, or advantages of any kind from going to waste or turning into something negative. We are all given a certain amount of butter for our bread, and the more we have, the harder it can be to secure. All it takes is one moment of carelessness, and that butter may slip off the bread and into the toaster as we are trying to use its residual heat to warm the butter to an optimal temperature in the post-toasting phase of toast preparation. The next thing we know, the toaster is giving off a noxious scent of burnt butter as a lingering reminder of the mistake we have made.

Girl, you best secure that butter! You have a lot going for you, but I'd hate for it to fall into the toaster and haunt you forever.

by tjjohn12 July 2, 2016

butter rolls

someone's shoes

aye man nice butter rolls

by tha gourmet bean June 21, 2016

Butter blossom

A woman to whom you share the deepest of thoughts, fears, and love with. The one girl you know will always be on your side despite the sh*t to come.
Or:
The freakiest beast you'll ever meet in bed. Always open to new expierences and says "I'll try anything at least once."

"You see that girl? She has my heart; That's my butter blossom. <3"

"She milked me like a cow! She's such a butter blossom!"

by kittykay69 September 20, 2017