Slapnut 

Someone who is a douche bag, pain in the ass, mentally unstable, egoistic, fat, crackheaded, cumslut, adopted, useless, brainless, delusional, autistic, talentless, hopeless, gone case.
Or Someone who has negative IQ, lesser chromosomes, a missing brain, tunnel vision, plainly stupid, really something, been reading this.

Example 1
Person A: Hi Albert, How is your Day?
Person B: Wont you shut your fucking stupid fat bitch ass mouth you useless fucking stupid homeless adopted disfigured motherless Slapnut.

Example 2
Person A: *Munching onto cookies"
Person B: What the fuck you say to me you little under aged pussy ass Slapnut?!?!

Slapnut by _Gobblin May 3, 2020

Piss Slapped 

The art of slapping someone after you've pissed on your hands

I just piss slapped Laura

Piss Slapped by piss-slapper5000 February 10, 2009

Arizona SlapJack 

The act of slapping a woman after intercorse with a used condom.

"Dude, I gave her a nasty Arizona Slapjack when I was done. it made the plop noise and everything"

Arizona SlapJack by JoeGrizzly October 21, 2011

Slapid 

mixture of a person or persons being slow, lazy and stupid.

Its really sad we hire such slapid people here.

Slapid by Topsy Roxy July 15, 2009

Slapsoil 

adj.

A translation of a Filipino word 'Hampaslupa'.

Hampas = Slap
Lupa = Soil

1. A highly derogatory term or insulting word for someone who is poor, impoverished, penniless.

2. An expression used to mock or tease a close family and/or friend.

For definition #1:

"Look who's here. A SLAPSOIL gatecrashing a party of the rich. She does not belong here. Pathetic!"

For definition #2:

"You slapsoil! You eat like a pig. Disgusting!"

Slapsoil by Enlistingling May 31, 2022

slapping the meat 

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"I spent all last night slapping the meat."

slapping the meat by Dean March 25, 2005

Slapping the monkey 

British slang for masturbation

John- *fap fap fap*
Bill- hey... what are you doing
John- Not slapping the monkey if thats what you think

Slapping the monkey by Shamingo June 18, 2011