Ice Cream Paint Job

When multiple men simultaneously blow their creamy man goodness all over a beautiful woman's body completely covering it in a thin layer of jizz.

Megan Fox really enjoyed that ice cream paint job we gave her last night.

by KB1869 November 18, 2009

pop rocks blow job

I put pop rocks the candy in my mouth then give a blowjob.

MJR

I can’t get enough cock in my mouth. Yum yum cock. But nothing beats pop rocks and a cock the pop rocks blow job.

by Lord Matt sir December 19, 2019

blow job sleeper hold

When a guys pushes a girls head into his lap in the hopes of getting a blow job.

Sean put Lauren in blow job sleeper hold last night and she ended up vomiting in his lap.

by bixbyhotpocket April 04, 2017

Flaming Thumbstick Wang Job

When an English guy is getting a handjob and the girl proceeds to shove a lit match into his penis hole.

Flaming Thumbstick Wang Jobs hurt like a bitch!

by Mr. Sicko July 31, 2011

hot tub blow job

Hot tub blow job

I got a hot tub blow job

by Bigrblue March 11, 2017

CTRL+C CTRL+V job

A soul-destroying, unskilled, useless and monotonous job whose main task is to press continuously CTRL+C and CTRL+V in order to copy and paste text from one document to another without any clear purpose and without knowing the big picture behind it

In the last year I had a not very interesting CTRL+C CTRL+V job experience in business

by MdB29071988 November 12, 2014

Grand Rapids Blow Job

A place in Michigan to get great head from some dork named Bill. He loves the cock.

Some dude: I'm taking a trip to Michigan...know any good tings to do

Other dude: Oh yah! get yourself a Grand Rapids Blow Job!

Some dude: ohhh, sounds pleasant ;-)

Other dude: Yah, Bill loves teh cock.

by Bill loves the cock May 20, 2004