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laughing with my ass

Expression originating from Turkey which is used to describe something either unrealistic or completely idiot.
- Do you know how much Brandon wants to sell his car?
- Well, I heard about $5000...
- Uh, I am laughing with my ass!!! His car is a complete garbage!!!

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- The lady says she will sell her store in one month
- Damn, I am laughing with my ass... This silly cow does not know anything about business... This is impossible!
by patchoun' October 10, 2009
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Cunting my Spastic

The phrase "Cunting my Spastic" is to be used very selectively. It's not to be bandied around like the promises of governments and banks as the C word and the S word are particularly offensive in most places the English language is spoken.

The phrase itself, despite its obvious offensive qualities, makes no sense and that's what really sets it apart from all other frustrated comments you might make about a person or persons.

Your boss would possibly curl up and die the billion deaths you want him to if you used it in front of a client. Your mother would give you a "seismic cunting" if you uttered it at grandmas funeral.

so with this warning you must only utter this phrase when there's simply nothing else to say. When you're so desperately seething with impotent rage that you may shit your lungs out. For moments when your entire focus and purpose in life is to watch another person or persons suffer from the most horrific verbal abuse, so vehemently violent should your expulsion of these words be that the release of such profanity will make a thousand relgious people curse your name for all eternity.

Use it wisely, it is dangerous.
defending the recent abortion of a financial situatiuon a Labour party politician had the cheek to say "it wasn't our fault" whilst I knawed his mandible. "shut up, you're cunting my spastic" I replied when my mouth was mildly less full.

This is an excerpt from "Dreams of the Angry" written by Captain No Cash because you spunked it up the wall like a bunch of Union Twats. This name is a pseudonym.
by Aaaaaaaaaaaargh January 14, 2011
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Getting my Phelps on

A slightly discreeter way of saying to smoke from a large, classy bong, such as Michael Phelps.
*knock Knock
"what are you guys up to in there?"
"Getting my Phelps on. go away."
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kiss my swiss

My boss wants me to do some data entry. He can kiss my swiss!
by grubfaerie April 28, 2009
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lick my pickles

A sensuous meaningful part of love making where the female gobbles the male's testicles. All done in the best possible taste.
I paid you fifty quid so get down and lick my pickles. Merci.
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Hoist My Sail

Keep rubbing my penis and hoist my sail.
by G-RED October 28, 2006
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touch my leg

Random statement usually said to an eldery female on a bus or subway
by it_was_a_friday_night January 18, 2008
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