Middletown, Pennsylvania

A small town in Pennsylvania, where no one likes the mayor. The place to be is J&Js. Yuck yuck is a local legend. All the girls have bleach blonde hair thats been died five times or more and wear too much eyeliner. Whenever anyone calls 911 theres four cop cars, two ambulances and a swat team. You know that "West is the Best, East is the Least, and Central has Potential." . Your parents sign papers that allow the school to give you drugs so you don't get cancer if TMI burns down. People take the day off school for opening day of hershey park. Cona Cabana is the place for ice cream. Everyone knows everyone.

OMG! did you hear about that girl from Middletown, Pennsylvania?

by FridaLivery October 11, 2008

Middleton

City located in Dane County in the state of Wisconsin. Was named the #1 Small City to live in America by Money Magazine. Was named #1 Whitest School in America by those on the south, north, east, and west side of Madison, WI. Hey, at least we don't got STDS like Verona, WI!

"Middleton has no black people. OH, wait, there's one.."


"Darling, that's a MEX-i-Can..."

by LaughingStock January 21, 2009

Middleville

A small ass hick town in Michigan where people drive there tractors places

You're a hick if you are from Middleville

by Clutch024 October 9, 2008

Muddle

Unintentional male-on-male cuddling which happens as the result of having to share a bed in a crappy hotel room due to a non-existant travel budget.

Garrett: Dude, wtfuck was that all about last night? You were trying to muddle with me all night!

Brandon: Sorry Bro, I forgot I was sleeping with your stupid ass in this lame motel. My bad. I thought you were my girlfriend.

Garrett: Fuck off, I'm gonna go brush my teeth.

by Xmas Tree February 4, 2010

Mindless Self Indulgence

the absofuckinglutely only band on earth that can give thousands of people from all over the world an orgasim, mindgasm, and bowlgasm at the same time...insane

when susan heard Mindless Self Indulgence for the first time, she lost control of all bodily functions, woke up days later and had this to say...MSI RULES

by dreamer8402 April 16, 2009

Middletown High School

Middletown High School is the craziest place there could be. There’s a fight every week, and some sort of threat at least once a year wasting everyone’s time.

Middletown High School is the most ghetto place I’ve been to. My trip to Detroit was much safer lemme tell you!

by Not a legend 27 December 3, 2019

team mindless

Fans of an amazing boy band called "mindless behavior" who are dedicated to them and will stick up for them when people talk bad about mindless behavior. Team Mindless is split up into groups; Late TM-last people to find out things. Fake TM-People who pretend to love MB but they barely know the boys' names. Real TM-Team Mindless who will stay TM forever. Old TM-Team Mindles who have been there since the first tour/album("My Girl"). TM=Team Mindless.

Mindless Behavior-We love everybody in Team Mindless!! <3

Stranger-team mindless is LAME ASF
TM-SQUAD!!WE GON JUMP YO ASS

by Turn't Up Turtle June 30, 2014