Geewub Shabadorf

A multipurpose word that can be used to describe anything, express a feeling you can't explain or just say it for fun

Guy 1: Yo did you see the painting I made
Guy 2: Yeah it was pretty Geewub Shabadorf
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: 👃🤳🎸🦊
Guy 1: Dude you're Geewub Shabadorf'ing me right now
Guy 2: Sorry I didn't mean to...

by Poopsweats October 9, 2025

Geesefucker

All Canadians.

"That stupid Geesefucker keeps going on about hockey, as if anyone cares."

by theothertesticle October 9, 2025

Geertsen

The act of randomly squeezing a man’s penis when erect, typically done by a horny female

Sally was so excited to see Randy’s, she squeezed his penis so hard, he yelled “Geertsen!”

by Merriam Webster’s Husband October 9, 2025

Geertsen

The act of randomly squeezing a man’s hard penis, typically done by a horny female.

Sally was so excited to see Randy, she randomly squeezed his penis so hard, he yelled “Geertsen!”

by Merriam Webster’s Husband October 9, 2025

Geezer Geyser

When she’s over 40 but you make her squirt for the first time ever.

Hooked up in the van last night and she turned into a geezer geyser while on top.

by Senor Bunluv October 14, 2025

Geesed

When someone corners you at a social gathering and talks at you about the band Geese for over ten minutes straight prophesizing about their future legacy and impact. This is usually followed by forcing them to listen to 2-3 songs in quick succession.

Carter geesed me last night at the bar again man. I was late to my date cause I couldn’t leave.

by Geesemin October 18, 2025

geegle

A group of autistic white boys, typically with varying levels of political views and humor

"A crazy white boy was raptured here."
"Was he part of a geegle?"

by AlexSmalexx98 November 5, 2025