it is the end of the world and we're all gonna die anytime soon

i know it
i just know it.

is that a big bang
oh no black hole interrupt
we're all gonna die
it's true, we're doomed!
happy birthday to you

epic man: i can predict the future and it is the end of the world and we're all gonna die anytime soon. i just know it. i repeat i can predict the future and we're all gonna die soon the universe is doomed
epic SMÖRT man: Nah.
epic SMÖRTËR man: It is true, we all are gonna die on about 821749 milliseconds.
epic SMÖRT man: Oh. I understand now-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by BenSav December 15, 2021

St. Aloysius Gonzaga

Ah shitty ass boring school in Mississauga. The kids that go there are either a nerds or they are wannabe Toronto mans. The only good thing abt this school is that it’s next to Erin mills and it’s a dead mall.

St. Aloysius Gonzaga is shit

by anonymous December 13, 2022

Don't test these waters or you're gonna drown

Don't mess with me.

Don't test these waters or you're gonna drown!!

by fuffytwinkle June 27, 2023

So, Who's Gonna Win the Superbowl This Year?

A buffer interjection of comic relief to be used at a proper time when one sees a friendly group conversation starting to turn awry. A seemingly innocent question that the group then engages in and forgets their ill-intended and possibly meaningless aggression and attempt to answer a simple non-meaningful question.

Bill (heated): I'm telling you, Johnny. You can't be pro-abortion, anti-Isreal, pro-union and a feminist at the same time.

Johnny: Bill, so you're saying that I have no rights to the 2nd amendment, be against child labor laws, while being a card-carrying member of the IRA?

Nick (interjecting): So, Who's Gonna Win the Superbowl This Year?

Bill: It's gotta be the Chiefs this year.

Johnny: No way! It's the Bills, man!

by Studs Lonigan III January 4, 2025

Mr. Gonzalez

the best computer teacher in the world.

"yo did you hear about Mr. Gonzalez?"
"Yeah, he's amazing"

by anonymous February 26, 2025

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Avery Eduardo Rodriguez <Killua Zoldyck> Defeated Marcello Andres Hernandez Gonzalez <Izumi Zoldyck>

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by Uilkarianu April 2, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025