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Good Morning and God Bless

It's a beautiful day when you are eating egg salad and drinking hot coffee while taking a shit.
Feeling rushed for work and unable to prepare breakfast in time, John found himself doing a Good Morning and God Bless.
by Viagra_Salad May 25, 2018
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God Mode

That feeling after you jerk off where you feel invinsible. During god mode, you’d have the power to leave Kim Kardashian on opened or break up with your girl.
Yo man i ate a toilet seat yesterday while i was on god mode”
by Thisdick1234 February 26, 2018
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God

A man that apparently made us all and also Probably hates me. Or something that people say when their mad and then people that really like god get mad about it.
Person A: God Damnit! I stubbed my toe
Person B: Hey don’t use gods name in vein
Person A: Stfu No one cares
by Anonymous Idiot Number 2 February 23, 2022
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God

God is a something that is higher than humans and everything and and created the heavens and the earth and will take you to heaven if you love him give your life to him and have a relationship with him
Anything that is good in your life or you like or is happy that is God anything that is bad or sad that is satan
by Hdhdidrrkdodjdjd July 23, 2021
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God Natt

In Swedish translates to "goodnight". Other definitions include a good "knot" in say your earbuds (one that comes out as easy as pulling both sides, creating a chalice of emotional satisfaction).
God Natt!
Hej då!
by Thunder Stud July 16, 2021
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God

by Feitan's_only_wife_ January 13, 2021
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God came on my jorts

When your day goes poorly in an unforeseen yet entirely unsurprising way.
“Yeah a bird just shat on me!”

No way dude.”

“Yeah it’s like god came on my jorts!”
by Dionysus’ dick November 6, 2023
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