high-octane fart

A deadly noxious concoction of gases escaping the asshole & knocking down unconscious, any living being within a 100 metre radius

Johnson was surrounded by the Talibans but just in the nick of time he managed to pump out a powerful high-octane fart & managed to hold his ground without firing a single round. He was awarded the purple fart 💜💨

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 24, 2021

Poopy Butt Fart

when diarrhea starts oozing out of your butt and you totally rip ass and it sprays every where. Basically a Shart times 10.

Satan walked into my room and had a poopy butt fart all over the walls and ceiling.

by Mr Dr Jack Hoffman September 3, 2011

Shit Filtered Fart

A punjent fart which is filtered through shit in the anus before being expelled.

Usually eggy but can sometimes smell like Salami.

Aww man, I keep doing shit filtered farts, I better go and take a shite.

by Scott Andrew Daly January 24, 2009

Walter the Farting Dog

An immensely popular series of children's books written by William Kotzwinkle and Glenn Murray with illustrations by Audrey Colman. Walter is an ugly but lovable mutt rescued from the dog pound by two warm-hearted children. However, Walter has a problem, he is constantly farting the most ghastly farts one has ever smelled, which almost send him back to the pound until he proves his worth by foiling a couple of house-breakers with his awful gas.

The Walter franchaise has five entries thus far: "Walter the Farting Dog," "Trouble at the Yard Sale," "Rough Weather Ahead For Walter the Farting Dog," "Walter the Farting Dog Goes on a Cruise," and "Walter the Farting Dog Banned From the Beach." All have made it on the New York Times Bestseller List.

Each time a new Walter the Farting Dog book comes out, we gather around at bedtime and I read about Walter's newest exploits it to my excited children, as they make wonderful bedtime stories.

by Rollo & Biff December 25, 2007

farting through silk

Well off or living comfortably; able to afford luxuries (i.e. silk underwear); generally having a good economic status.

var: farting into silk

Stick with me, baby, and you'll be farting through silk in no time!

by larrydart June 7, 2011

Jerk Fart

I person who shows disregard to other people.

A person who cuts in and almost runs you off the road is a "Jerk Fart".

by Kevin Rogers September 26, 2005

Do it fart tho

A phrase said by horny motherfuckers looking at ass pics. Often found in the comment sections of accounts on instagram, onlyfans, and twitter. If you find one, turn him over to the horny police

Hot girl: Posts ass pic
Simp: Do it fart tho?
Simp police officer: -sigh- really man? Really? Do it FART? I seen some down bad motherfuckers in my day, but you....you take the cake.
Simp: Anything for her cake 🥺🥺🥺
Policeman: Just get in the damn car

by LtLemonade January 12, 2021