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cock goggles

As a followup to tea bagging, slapping a cock against a person's eyes until they are bruised to the point where they resemble goggles. As the bruising was a direct result of a cock slapping their eyes, the condition is known as "cock goggles"
Dave shouldn't have passed out so hard on the cruise because now he has to spend the rest of it wearing his cock goggles.
by BABABHOOSH June 16, 2010
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Cock-Robber

A person who not only cock-blocks you completely, but also steals the action that you may have gotten.
I was hitting on this chick at the bar, right? But some guy with a motorcycle showed up and she left with him after he got her drunk, he was a total Cock-Robber.
by FeedYourMommaRight October 21, 2010
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Cock-Swaggle

Cock-Swaggle, pronounced: 'Cok-swag-gal', Is a term usually referring to a homosexual.

Cock-Swaggle can also be used to describe a loud, obnoxious, immature, greedy, or rude person.
your such a cock-swaggle! or, shut up you fuckin' cock-swaggle
by SHAD0WZOMBIE November 17, 2010
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cock molestor

One who enjoys hopping on random cocks, either using the mouth or the asshole.
Casey is a total cock molestor!
by cockmolestor April 27, 2009
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cocks and apps

slang for "cocktails and appetizers"
Let's go out for cocks and apps.
by ...<@!+Y March 21, 2007
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cock trails

residue left on the bed sheets from the male genetalia immediately following vaginal intercourse. Thus leaving detectible "trails".
I know you had sex on my bed because you left cock trails all over the sheets.
by ammilent April 6, 2007
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cock sludge

Yo, I blasted my cock sludge all over this ho's nose!
by Jack Scragglysack February 28, 2008
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