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cock swagger 

the motion of erect or semi erect penis when it swings from side to side when you walk around naked. like when you're having sex all around the house and you need to take the act into the kitchen for whatever reason, as you walk over, the penis in its erect form will swing or swagger from side to side. try it next time!
guy 1: yesterday me and my girl stayed in and fucked all day long. we did it everywhere around the house. she wanted to get fucked on the kitchen counter so as we walked over to the kitchen, i got the cock swagger going on. it turned her on so much that she got on her knees halfway through and started sucking off until i busted in her mouth

guy 2: holy shit dude.. thanks for a graphic representation.

guy 1: hey, thats why we're friends, right?

Cock Swaggler 

1. A man who enjoys, or is forced to endure, having one or more dicks shoved down his throat causing him to choke on the dick(s) and/or gargle on a mixture of cum and his own spit.

2. A man who gives particularly loud blow jobs and would rather that his partner cum in his throat as opposed to his mouth. Sounds could include choking, gargling, moaning, suction noises, and slurping.
I heard Rick sucks copious amounts of dick, what a cock swaggler!
Cock Swaggler by riknasty January 20, 2014

Snaggle Cock 

1. A penis that has been poorly circumcised;
2. A very ugly penis;
3. A misshapen penis.
Boy Jimmy sure has an ugly snaggle cock.

Gurl I cant believe you hooked up wit Jimmy.
I dun heard he had a horble snaggle cock.

Cockswaggle 

To place ones penis between another's butt cheeks and slap them vigorously back and forth
Man that chick had a nice ass ...she needs a good cockswaggle
Cockswaggle by Likebutter July 10, 2010

cockswoggle 

A hard ass or douche bag who think they are the absolute greatest or think they are much better than you.
Guy 1: Your such a douchebag.
Guy 2: Shut up cockswoggle.
cockswoggle by Brakkus February 17, 2006

cockswaggler 

one who swaggles cock. (to gargle penis, or choke on dick)
Dammit eminem, stop being such a damn cock swaggler
cockswaggler by the man March 12, 2003