Swamp ass

A condition where your butt cheeks/crack feel sweaty, usually after physical activity. The name comes from the fact that, like a swamp, your butt is moist and wet in this situation.

I get a gnarly case of swamp ass whenever I do my daily walk around the park, but drinking a lot of water and chilling out fixes it.

by ProBeb May 9, 2019

ass fuckening

The ass fuckening is a multi-stage aerobic capacity fuckening that starts off dry and gets moister as you continue. The ass fuckening will begin in thirty seconds, jack off at the start. the fucking starts dry, and gets moister each time you hear this sound, squirt, a single fuckening has been completed each time you hear this sound moans. Remember fuck in the ass and fuck as long and as hard as you possibly can. The second time you fail to complete a fucking, your ass is over. The ass fuckening will begin on the word daddy, on your mark, get set, daddy.

The Ass Fuckening will begin in 30 seconds

by DannyBoiBoyo March 31, 2017

Rat in the Ass

Reference to a big, fat, nasty turd looking to bust its way out the ass. The ol’ turtle peeking.

I got a rat in the ass braaaaaahhh. I gotta shit.

This rat in the ass it hurting.

I gotta cut loose this rat in the ass.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2018

secretary ass

Secretary Ass: when the top half of your body looks normal but you get up and your ass has to go through doorways sideways.

This bitch at work seems cute; then she got up and she had such a secretary ass!

by JMAC145 April 20, 2016

ass glasses

ass glasses = hind sight (as in hindsight is 20/20)

Eve: You should have done it this way.
Adam: If I would have had my ass glasses on, I would have seen that.

by SilleYrag September 14, 2016

smoke ass

1. A rump that appears to be superb while fully clothed but who's naked appearance disappoints greatly.

2. The misleading appearance of an attractive rump.

"Dude, Cindy is a total smoke ass. When I got her naked that fine rump turned out to be a pair of soggy flapjacks"

by Jobdon June 30, 2016

ass key

a pronunciation joke of the word ASCII.

Person 1: hey dude, how do you pronounce "ASCII"?

Person 2: "ass key"

by Dawnk Meemz June 17, 2016