Pop-a-dops

A deadbeat Father

Person 1: Who's that over there?
Person 2: That's my Pop-a-dops

by Mysto Calixio November 12, 2017

sling a ding

A toy used to hold your penis connected to youre asshole

Hey jack can i use youre sling a ding

dolland

by CaRsOnDaLEGEND April 23, 2018

bust a dougie

To make a move

I'm going to go bust a dougie

by flava john January 30, 2018

pull a dad

When you leave someone for a very long time with no support whatsoever. A good example is that sad Fresh Prince of Bel-air scene

I will “pull a dad” on Alyan and Nathan because they are dorks who play too much Fortnite

by Lonelychildwithnolove May 13, 2018

Pulling a David

when one acts awkward and jerks off on the bus

Don't alienate yourself by pulling a David on the bus

by da'id May 15, 2018

Snag a dart

Phrase often used by 21 year old douchebags when asking to bum a ciggarette

Hey bra can I snag a dart

by Crmtwokayfive May 15, 2018

Cock-a-doodle-poo

When the rooster days of strutting around with an unclipped beak filling up the hatcheries from banging defenseless hens are over. It's when the bachelor flocks anal pecking causes a lot more than explosive diarrhea. It's when the promiscuous days start to take their toll and the rooster begins to whoop Faecal droppings uncontrollably creating a cheap ass comedy act which causes embarrassment and feather staining.

Dr Chook: "If you're going to allow Giffer into the house, you'd have to start putting him in nappies"
Delaware: "Nappies!, why do they have chicken nappies?"
Dr Chook: "Of course they do, there's many colours to choose from. They're reusable and you can just drop the poo into your garden"
Delaware: "Great, I shall buy him nappies". "He likes to come in and lay on the couch and play fortnite, eat all our food, he even invites his canine friend Tom and they both snuggle up together in bed, at least i don't have to worry about picking up trails of droppings". "He actually entertains us with his lame jokes that all end with Cock-a-doodle-poo"
Dr Chook: "They have purple nappies with bling on sale at the Chookmedclinic if your're interested"
Delaware: "Thanks, I'll go check them out later"

by chicken diapers April 13, 2018