Jack-Off Machine

Computer/Tablet/Smart Phone, etc. anything that you can stream porn with.

During my morning whack-off my Jack-Off Machine lost its internet connection.

by Daddy (*)(*) December 25, 2011

Jack Off January

After deep dick december you have to jack off everyday for the month of january.

Are you going to do jack off january?

by 🍔 Burger King November 20, 2018

Knock it off with the bullshit

Basically means stop fucking around with the shit that isn’t worth your time energy or effort it can refer to multiple things such as drug usage, casual sex, speed dating or otherwise anything that is meaningless and useless to one’s growth.

Tray:I just fell in love with a girl I’ve known for two minutes on discord!
Trophy:Knock it off with the bullshit tray.

by Ayo22445 November 18, 2022

Off your nut

Someone who decides to take something way to far for a laugh from his mates. For example Fezza

Jumped off his parents roof with a spear when he was 16 and ended up in the hospital laughing he is off his nut

Off your nut

by Sick lad Pablo May 28, 2022

The bull is off the nickel

"Bull" is being used as a double entendre -- meaning both the animal shown on the nickel and the other meaning of stupid or untrue talk or writing; nonsense. So, the bull is coming off the nickel and being applied to the situation at hand. The situation at hand being nonsensical.

This obscure phrase is famously used in the Twilight Zone episode "Mr. Garrity and the Graves". Rod Serling, in the intro, uses this expression in referring to Jared Garrity, who makes a living restoring life to the dead.

"Mr. Garrity, if one can believe him, is a resurrecter of the dead - which, on the face of it, certainly sounds like the bull is off the nickel." -- Rod Serling

by MJD1 January 3, 2021

Emotional write-off

One so damaged by a single or multiple romantic failures that they may well be beyond economical repair.

He chased after her for months, but she still did not want to know. Reckon he's an emotional write-off for now.

by Crispin Cheesey September 20, 2010

Slick Me Off

A more proper vernacular for telling someone to "suck you off", but also a more versatile method of using a derogatory term. Also used in telling someone off

"you can slick me off", "this guy was such a douche, we made him slick off"

by jmac37 January 6, 2012