Techtoker

A 'TechToker' is usually a desperate wannabe-famous 12 year old on TikTok (thus the name 'Toker') that attempts doing content about tech while having no clue what they're doing. A typical "TechToker" calls Apple E-waste and dick rides Chinese phone brands because of their 'Antutu benchmark score'. some are desperate enough to make tech content about PCs and usually film themselves doing basic things on a computer pretending it's advanced knowledge, they say the would use Linux while they don't understand how to even install it.

TechToker: "Yeah I'm a TechToker, my fanbase loves me!"

Translation: "I post videos about my shitty PC and phone, I call Apple "E-waste" and pretend like I know what I'm doing. I'm the biggest skid ever seen on planet earth and dick ride Chinese phone brands because of their Antutu score.

iPhone = E-waste Ximi = KING of phone

I'm also addicted to rooting and breaking my shitty Android device every day and then crying to the developer of the OS that It didn't work, my fanbase is full of other wannabe-famous 12 year olds that love me."

by SkidLord69 January 13, 2026

fairly technical

Technical by certain standards.

The discussion proved to be fairly technical overall.

by Hercolena Oliver January 13, 2009

fairly technical

Technical by certain standards.

The discussion proved to be fairly technical overall.

by Hercolena Oliver October 19, 2008

assistive technology

Anything to help for ones pleasure.

Examples for assistive technology would be girls, guys, animals and machines.

by Josh mcalister December 18, 2008

Octopus Technique

The tactical use of a smoke grenade to escape a potentially hazardous situation in Call of Duty, in which one senses danger, throws his or her smoke grenade, promptly yells, "OCTOPUS TECHNIQUE!" at the top of his or her lungs and runs away.

Player 1: HAHA! I've got you now {Player 2}!

Player 2: EGADS! {Player 1} has me in their sights! (Throws down smoke grenade) OOOOCTOPUS TECHNIQUE!!!!!!!!!!! ({Player 2} runs away)

by {Player 2} April 3, 2010

Acute Technological ADD

A severe technological/informational overload that, over time, defocuses and numbs individuals such that they fail to close communication loops effectively and/or efficiently and, eventually, in acute cases, fail to respond at all.

The ding-dongs at Time Warner Cable are suffering from Acute Technological ADD. No matter what happens, they never get it right, and they rarely call me back.

by LiveDeliberately January 25, 2011

Multi-teching

the act of using many electronic items at once.

She was multi-teching, playing on her computer, texting nd watching TV at the same time

by pistachio53 March 6, 2011