Shitness of Breath

This occurs when you find yourself gasping for air while taking a dump.

Jamal: I just took a crap and could barely wipe my own ass! I guess it’s time to quit smoking.

Brenda: Why?
Jamal: On the toilet, I had some serious shitness of breath!

by Epididymitis December 24, 2021

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Shitting bricks

To be surprised in a bad way; to be anxious about something

I am currently shitting bricks right now because I found out people do illegal things

by iamoftheschitter December 28, 2021

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Shepard Shit

When you are on top of your game, doing it so good someone could mistake you for being Jesus ( He was a shepherd 😉 )

Person 1- " Don't bring that weak shit over here! "
Person 2- " Ya, that's right! We're on some Shepard Shit round here! "

by 'Denver's Finest' March 15, 2022

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Shit puff

Passing wind

I went to eat her ass and she let out a shit puff.

by 93 yourcultleader93 March 25, 2022

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Shit Stacking

A technique used for the digestion speedrun where one has loaded a constipation stool slug and charges it with lots of taco bell diarrhea to create an explosive charge that is really useful in combat

"this dude's a real pro at shit stacking he got a whole squad wipe when they were all trying to piss cancel."

by AntonioSwift77 March 25, 2022

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Civet shit

Kopi luwak is a coffee that consists of partially digested coffee cherries, which were eaten and defecated by the Asian palm civet

Everyone in my office loves to sniff brewed civet shit. Roxane even has a pet civet who only gets to eat coffee berries while she brews his shit for breakfast, lunch & dinner.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020

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