Zelal

Big titty hoe

I want those astronomical calcium cannons in my face Zelal

by iloveoreomcflurries July 26, 2022

zelevas

Sexy British dude, need I say more?

Guy 1: Yo, started talking to this british dude
Guy 2: Oh shit, you mean zelevas?

by taulsol May 29, 2023

zelda tears of the kingdom

the saddest fucking game known to existence and also the best game

hey, have you played zelda tears of the kingdom?
yeah, i cried for 3 days straight after i finished it

by sussibaka August 4, 2023

idc.zelix

a sexy mf that doesn’t miss he is a walking w

idc.zelix is so sexy and has a ripping 6pack

by ballsdkdjshsjsj May 25, 2021

The Legend of Zelda

A really good game franchise. Created by Nintendo, you play as Link, a Hylian, trying to save the princess named Zelda from Calamity Ganon. Particularly good games in this series are Skyward Sword, Breath of The Wild, and Link to The Past.

Human: Hey have you played The Legend of Zelda? Fire as hell if you ask me.
Hylian: I *am* The Legend of Zelda.

by the ouma piss fic February 24, 2021

Greek Suicide (NL: Griekse Zelfmoord)

A form of suicide where the subject, dressed in a toga, by him/herself or arm in arm with other subjects, slowly walks into the ocean towards the moonlight. The subject keeps walking till he/she is completely sub surface and drowns to a slow, sweet and liberating death.

Ideally the songcover of "Creep" by Scala & Kolacny Brothers is playing in the background. For example by putting it on repeat in the subjects car, putting the car in cruise control and letting it ride into the ocean alongside the subject.

(In Dutch)
Een variant van zelfdoding waarbij het subject, getooid in een toga, alleen of arm in arm met meerdere subjecten, langzaam de zee inloopt richting de maan. Men blijft lopen tot zij volledig door het water omgeven is en een zoete, bevrijdende verdrinkingsdood sterft.

Idealiter speelt op de achtergrond de cover van het nummer "Creep" door Scala & Kolacny Brothers. Bijvoorbeeld door deze op te zetten in de auto van het betreffende subject, de auto op cruisecontrol te zetten en samen met het subject de zee in te laten rijden.

Q: "Dude, how did your carseats get this soaked?" A: "I lend it to a friend who wanted to commit a Greek Suicide."

(In Dutch)

Q: "Gasten, deze vakantie was te mooi, beter dan dit gaat het niet worden, wereld gaat naar de klote en ik heb geen zin om terug te gaan naar mijn werk. Zullen we samen, in plaats van terug naar huis te rijden, gewoon een Griekse zelfmoord doen?" A: "Is goed, ik ken wel iemand met een auto met cruise control."

Greek Suicide (NL: Griekse Zelfmoord)

by Faswari August 12, 2021

The Legend of Zelda:Ocarina of Time

The greatest game of all time.Nintendo's greatest masterpiece since Super Mario Bros 3.Orginaliy released for the Nintendo 64 back in 1998.It has also been ported to the Gamecube as Master Quest and The Wii Virtual Console.The game has gotten so much praise.Getting perfect scores from IGN,Gamespot,Electronic Gaming Monthly,Famitsu,Edge and Allgame.If you have never played this game.What is wrong with you?I can't reccomend it enough.Because it has perfect gameplay,An epic story,awesome music and so much replay value.

The Legend of Zelda:Ocarina of Time is amazingly awesome and perfect.

by PHILRYABKIN October 25, 2009