The Minnesota Wrecking Crew is a game played by a group of men solely for entertainment. The game starts with any number of players and a number of chairs with dildos attached to the seats; one fewer than the number of players. The chairs are arranged in a circle facing outward, with the people standing in a circle just outside of that. The contests must be nude. A non-playing individual plays recorded
music. While the
music is playing, the players in the circle walk in unison around the chairs. When the
music player suddenly stops the
music, everyone must race to sit down in one of the chairs and take the dildo into their
asshole. The player who is left without a chair is raped by the other players while he kisses the dildos clean. That player is then eliminated from the game, and one chair is also removed to ensure that there
will always be one fewer chair than there are players. The
music resumes and the cycle repeats until there is only one player left in the game, who is the winner.
