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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text
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Get the INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your mug.A word used in place of the word "did" to make the sentence seem redundant and foolish.
Despite "would" being the future tense of the word "will", it's used in place of the past tensed "did", thus making the statement ridiculous.
Despite "would" being the future tense of the word "will", it's used in place of the past tensed "did", thus making the statement ridiculous.
Joey: Omg guys, I just ate like 40 taquitos.
Shayne: Hah! You would do something like that.
Joey:...
Shayne: Hah! You would do something like that.
Joey:...
by ElectricEel January 11, 2009
Get the would mug.something you say to someone when you dont care but you were raped in the ear by someone that told you the stupid story in the first place
JJ: Hey Aaron i just got the new mega man game
Aaron: Good for you would you like a cookie or a medal?
JJ: A medal that is shaped like a cookie
Aaron: Good for you would you like a cookie or a medal?
JJ: A medal that is shaped like a cookie
by Aaron Frattle January 18, 2008
Get the would you like a cookie or a medal? mug.when a challenging situation is presented, the phrase is used to provoke a person to attempt the challenge. Also used to taunt or encourage to fail.
Origin: Said when opposing team shoots a 3 point shot at high school basketball games.
Origin: Said when opposing team shoots a 3 point shot at high school basketball games.
person 1: What if i shot a firework at my moms car?
person 2: Dude, heard you wouldn't
(Can also be used in different cases such as: heard you couldn't, heard he wouldn't, etc...)
person 2: Dude, heard you wouldn't
(Can also be used in different cases such as: heard you couldn't, heard he wouldn't, etc...)
by Mer-Sal Pals January 3, 2013
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Example:
My neighbor Jeff is such a would-worker. He's always saying how he would build a new shed, and would build chairs, and would make furniture if he only had the ToolMaster 5000, instead of the MegaTool4500.
My neighbor Jeff is such a would-worker. He's always saying how he would build a new shed, and would build chairs, and would make furniture if he only had the ToolMaster 5000, instead of the MegaTool4500.
by R Salas February 19, 2009
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Bill: "That girl is pretty. Would you fuck her?"
Bob: "Nah, her tits are way too tiny."
Bill: "Yeah i guess she is a wouldyamafucker."
Bob: "Nah, her tits are way too tiny."
Bill: "Yeah i guess she is a wouldyamafucker."
by ThatChickWhoKicks@$$ September 22, 2009
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