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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text
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would

A word used in place of the word "did" to make the sentence seem redundant and foolish.
Despite "would" being the future tense of the word "will", it's used in place of the past tensed "did", thus making the statement ridiculous.
Joey: Omg guys, I just ate like 40 taquitos.

Shayne: Hah! You would do something like that.

Joey:...
by ElectricEel January 11, 2009
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would you like a cookie or a medal?

something you say to someone when you dont care but you were raped in the ear by someone that told you the stupid story in the first place
JJ: Hey Aaron i just got the new mega man game
Aaron: Good for you would you like a cookie or a medal?
JJ: A medal that is shaped like a cookie
by Aaron Frattle January 18, 2008
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heard you wouldn't

when a challenging situation is presented, the phrase is used to provoke a person to attempt the challenge. Also used to taunt or encourage to fail.

Origin: Said when opposing team shoots a 3 point shot at high school basketball games.
person 1: What if i shot a firework at my moms car?

person 2: Dude, heard you wouldn't

(Can also be used in different cases such as: heard you couldn't, heard he wouldn't, etc...)
by Mer-Sal Pals January 3, 2013
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would-worker

A person who would build nice, awesome things, if only they had that newest, best tool. Or, if they had any skills.
Example:
My neighbor Jeff is such a would-worker. He's always saying how he would build a new shed, and would build chairs, and would make furniture if he only had the ToolMaster 5000, instead of the MegaTool4500.
by R Salas February 19, 2009
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wouldyamafucker

a girl who is pretty(face), not sexy(body), not both, causing men to ask eachother "Would you fuck her?" rather than assuming the answer is yes like they would if she were both. adding in the "ma" makes it sound more like a word than "wouldyafucker".
Bill: "That girl is pretty. Would you fuck her?"

Bob: "Nah, her tits are way too tiny."

Bill: "Yeah i guess she is a wouldyamafucker."
by ThatChickWhoKicks@$$ September 22, 2009
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