“she would give you a son”

Usually refers to a woman that is very attractive and slender in her physique

A friend says - “That girl is very good looking”

Response - Yes, “she would give you a son”

by Anonymous phyiks May 27, 2021

would you shag me

Its when you want someone to shag

Shag means fuck them

Would you shag me

Sure

by Not cup man May 4, 2021

You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?

You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?

You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?

by Spock* October 26, 2024

Would definitely struggle in historics

Used to comedy effect to describe the fastest of drivers. When describing the most elite pedallers of motorsport. Adding irony of someone so naturally talented losing to motorsport cheats.

Joey was absolutely on it in the wet conditions at the Formula Ford Festival; he would definitely struggle in historics

by HumanWreckingBall November 11, 2024

would

A word you use when you find out someone you've known for a long time desperately wants to sleep with you, and you've been oblivious to their many hints over the years.

"I'd let you try and exhaust me"
"would"

by design_by_booty November 20, 2024

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by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025

WOULD HAVE IT

For those who believe as powerful greater than themselves, too often I lean on my own understanding by my own will. If that be the will of God...

As God would have it, speak with the person and ask for help.

by anonymous June 15, 2025