wiener alert

grace paul’s deceased dog. Me and grace would jump on her trampoline and yell, “WIENER ALERT” when he would chase us around. he would also run into things because he was very blind.

ryley(me) : GRACE LOOK

grace : LOOK WIENER ALERT!!!!!

by ryley<3 December 03, 2021

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wiener fun time

the act of sex or sexual play involving two people and a penis. The opposite of wiener sad time.

Guy 1: Dude, how did you do last night?
Guy 2: Tiffany and I totally had wiener fun time!
Guy 1: Awesome.

by sk8likmullen411 July 14, 2011

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pickled wiener

When a man goes without bathing for over a month and his penis smells like it's been pickled.

Visible identifiers of a pickled wiener would include clumps of smegma sticking out of the foreskin, flies, and ingrown hairs.

"I'm not giving you head until you wash that pickled wiener between your legs"

by TheSlyfoxninja August 03, 2023

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Wiener Bread

When a man has sex with a woman that has a yeast infection.

I had sex with my girlfriend that had a yeast infection and now I have the Wiener bread.

by Úlfgangur the Salty August 21, 2014

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Wiener crack

A joke targeting to a man (typically done in a joking manner) towards his physical appearance. They also tend to make fun of one’s troubles in the bedroom.

John gave a good wiener crack on Chris .everyone was laughing except Chris as for he found it mean and rude

by Dherky December 30, 2021

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