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Best Western Reach Around

When a girl is constipated so they reach around the back and put their fingers in their vagina and try to massage the poop out of their butt.
Jill: “I am so constipated lately.”

Hannah: “Have you tried just giving yourself the Best Western Reach Around? It always helps me.”
by BillyMaysTased July 5, 2024
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Western Pleasure

A sex act, in which a person chokes themselves with a lasso, while being simultaneously penetrated by a cactus, yelling "Yee Yee!"
"You can go Western Pleasure yourself, you telephone pole-family-tree-having sonofabitch."
by Palaka Ma'i October 22, 2025
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Great western railway

this shit is fucking terrible there is a reason its called gods worst railway

as hector chit once said "GWR fucking suck"
by mrenyclopedia67465747 November 23, 2021
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kangaroo western

A western, but more Australian!

Distant cousins are the Maple Leaf western (Canadian), spaghetti western (Italian), baguette western (French), and the samurai movie (Japanese).
How to make a Kangaroo western:
They're all Aussie
There are probably Aboriginal people
Maybe add some surfers just for a joke
They say "mate" and "cunt"

They say "g'day mate" instead of "howdy partner"
Play Waltzing Matilda or something
BOOM! Aussie western is now a thing!
by EasternEuropeanSlavLover February 13, 2025
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Western Harti

The term for Hartis who live to the west and along the coastally equidistant line of the former Darwiish capital of Taleh. They constitute, in order of size, the Dhulbahante, Warsangeli, Dishiishe, Mumin-Aden-Leelkase, Reer-Mahad-Awrtable. In the pre-Anjeel period, these tribes were a united geopolitical block called the Darwiishians, and were the most powerful entity in the northern Horn.
he belongs to a Western Harti tribe
by readyforthemoon55 August 1, 2019
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Western Twitter

A term used by porn addicted weebs to describe american twitter even though japanese twitter is just as bad
by The Devious Man September 25, 2021
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Western Tea-Bag

a sex position involving an ass slap followed by a male turning and dropping his balls on his partner’s belly button. This is followed by a loud YEE-HAW
I me Mike at a rodeo last night and he took me home and western tea-bagged me. It was so great!
by Orangebannana619 November 14, 2025
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