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ski-boarder

From the Latin snowus skius boardius - see. homosexualalist - A descriptive Noun used to describe a latent homosexual Skier, wearing hot pants and mid riff bearing shirts or ski racing jacket while prancing down the slopes on a snowboard.

v., Ski-Boarding
My Friend Shane went with us this weekend and rode a snowboard for the first time wearing tight pants and a Ski Racing Jacket; what a Ski-Boarder!!

-or-

My buddy Shane is the captain of his ski-boarding team.
by Shilo January 28, 2005
mugGet the ski-boardermug.

ski patrol

Name for a cocaine dealer. The name comes from the appearance of cocaine in its normal, white-powder form (just like snow).
cocaine head: Yo, I wanna get fucked up, lets call up the ski patrol and we'll split a gram and go skiing.

cocaine head's friend: Ok
by Fully19 June 21, 2006
mugGet the ski patrolmug.

Ski Fag

Some by the name of Brent who take huge cock in the butt, and is in love with a girl named Sam.
Did you see Brent sucking dick last night, what a Ski Fag
by Brentis GAy November 27, 2010
mugGet the Ski Fagmug.

Ski Mobile

The act of doing a girl doggy style at the top of a staircase then rapidly smaking her arms out from under her and riding her down the stairs.
"Dude, ski mobiling girls is so funny!"
"I have a special kind of ski mobile. Wanna see?"
by CCCUBED April 16, 2008
mugGet the Ski Mobilemug.

ski-tard

1. a mentally challenged person that practices the sport of down-hill or cross-country skiing
2. a mentally challenged person that avidly practices skiball at your local chuck E. cheese's
the unusual person flying down the slope with their tongue flapping in the wind.

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by mcliljohn December 31, 2004
mugGet the ski-tardmug.

ski season

the great time of year when your friends parents go off to ski quite far away leaving the house empty for a series of house parties.
by muur December 20, 2005
mugGet the ski seasonmug.

car skiing

When a female sits between two males in a car and grabs their penises like ski poles and masturbates them.
Kristen Stewart was car skiing in that "On the Road" movie.
by teamkstew November 27, 2012
mugGet the car skiingmug.

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