meat_wad_3 

"meat_wad_3" or "the_hot_wad_3" is a 12 year old sex machine he is "friends" with other members such as "anti_nazi" and "chase10" he has a great NG(newgrounds.com)history a legend at NG he hates mods and they hate him NG members that suck and hate his pimpin skills are "labrador" and "darkside907".

meat_wad_3 is the shiznit!

i want meat_wad_3 to have my baby!!

meat_wad_3 is a living legend.

meat_wad_3 by A**** G**** A****** you cannot learn my real name it is a secret April 1, 2005

Jerk-wad ball toucher 

This is actually not dirty. It refers to the interference during the Cubs almost-win in the World Series. It is a Chicago slang term. It refers to the man who "knocked" the ball out of the glove of a player that "cost the Cubs the World Series".

Ya you know, da guy who cost da Cubs da World Series, dat guy's a jerk-wad ball toucher. Dat's what he is.

Jerk-wad ball toucher by Everything's Rosie April 9, 2009

dit-wad 

Variant of dit wad A scatterbrained individual. Same as ditz with more emphasis.

My cat is such a dit-wad. He falls in waterdish at least twice a day!

Note: This has been published before.
Not found now.
The word has since been used on the show Jeopardy.

dit-wad by Damien5280 April 12, 2009

Space Wad 

1) a cross between a space cadet and a wad.

2) doing "it" in space

C: ugh i hate her
L: SHE IS SUCH A SPACE WAD!
C: she is NOT a cool cat!!

Space Wad by COOL CATS! April 22, 2009

Spuz wad 

An individual worthy of open derision; generally, anyone in front of you in traffic, bathroom or the line for communion

What are you lookin' at spuz wad?

Sorry Faddah - Dere wus dis spuz-wad in front of me ...

Move it ! Spuz Wad

Spuz wad by Spuz Wadd June 8, 2009

Fuck-Wad 

Used to describe an otherwise intelligent person who messes up three or more relatively easy tasks simultaneously.

He was such a fuck-wad that everything collapsed at once.

Fuck-Wad by LevonGarvasi July 14, 2013

toe wad 

(adj.) small, insignificant, uncool, unimportant...

"Outta my way, ya little toe wad!"
-Sissy

toe wad by r the p December 5, 2013