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Halley's Vomit 

This is a real unicorn. Following up on the Tom Segura "double pipe classic", this takes it one step further. This event is a once in a lifetime type of event. When a person burps, farts, and sneezes at the same time, it is known as a Halley's Vomit. While it is more rare than Halley's Comet, Halley's Vomit usually wreaks of vodka and dumpster.
Guy A - "Uh, did you see that man just sneeze, shart and burp on national TV?"
Guy B- "He dropped a Halley's vomit right into the camera!"
Guy A - "Oh shit, is that Wendy Williams?"
Guy B - "I dont know what his fucking name is, I just know he dropped a Halley's Vomit"
Halley's Vomit by MommyJeans March 24, 2021

Drunken Seagull Vomit 

The result of a homeless man masturbating on the back of a holiday home owners back as they tan by their pool.
Alex woke up with drunken seagull vomit on his back

3d egg bald vomit 

egg bald vomit in the third dimension
3d egg bald vomit is so vomit eeeeeee
3d egg bald vomit by anonymous February 28, 2022

3d egg bald vomit 

egg bald vomit in the third dimension
3d egg bald vomit is gyoulifp
3d egg bald vomit by ACK shmo February 28, 2022

social media vomit 

It's when you post on social media without thinking, usually an emotional outburst when stressed, uncomfortable, mad, but most likely drunk.
"Dude, why did you tag everyone one in a post that you love them."
"Sorry I was feeling like I loved everyone after a few shots, and wanted to tell them. It was just social media vomit.
social media vomit by anonymous October 20, 2022

Anal Mishap Vomit 

is the slang term, or an alternative phrase, for when anal penetration triggers an unexpected instance of disgorging the contents of the stomach through the mouth.
Onyx experienced anal mishap vomit as a result of trying anal penetrative sex with Christian.