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fuck up the church money

To fuck up the church money is to do something that causes one to lose discretionary income. For many people, tithing is something that is done once all the necessities have been covered and all the bills have been paid. Very often tithes are paid out of this remaining balance. An example of fucking up the church money is losing a wager. After paying the wager, there may be no money left to give to the church.
Paul: I bet $500 dollars on Alabama and they lost to Texas A&M.
Big Dee: That's how you fuck up the church money.
by Circ Max October 17, 2021
mugGet the fuck up the church moneymug.

3 kinds of fucked up

to be extremely intoxicated on at least 3 substances at the same time. can be functioning or passed out.
example: high on Roxy, weed and drunk

Bill: man im high and drunk. i think im going to pass out.

Joe: hit a line of that bump and you'll be on another level

Bill: i about to be 3 kinds of fucked up
by running_scared 123 September 30, 2010
mugGet the 3 kinds of fucked upmug.

You Done Fucked Up

Man: *doing his woman* Oh! Mary!
Woman: MARY!? WHO'S MARY!
Man: Shit.....
Woman: Oh You done fucked up now!!
by EonLover380 January 2, 2015
mugGet the You Done Fucked Upmug.

All sorts of fucked up

When someone is intoxicated to the extreme. Can be off alcohol, weed, other drugs, or a combination of any of them.
Dude, I had 15 beers then hit the bong so hard. I was all sorts of fucked up.
by quignugget July 5, 2010
mugGet the All sorts of fucked upmug.
1) when tripping acid, seeing eight planes of existance simultaniously
2) being really, really, exceptionally fucked up
"yo i am eight straights of fucked up"
"....did you just say eight straights of fucked up??!?"
by J Deb September 22, 2005
mugGet the eight straights of fucked upmug.

Shut the fuck up Jaylen

When someone says something that is typical of them too say, and no one gives a fuck about.
Jaylen: Analea still loves me...
The Boys: Shut the fuck up Jaylen!
by Gilesey923 June 17, 2020
mugGet the Shut the fuck up Jaylenmug.

a special kind of fucked up

A special kind of fucked up is when you and your life are and have become so fucked up mentally and physically that that u are unable to be discribed in any sane or unsane way by both the sane and unsane yes ur a special kind of fucked up.
When something is so fucked up bad terrible unexsplainable and indescribable mentally emotionally or physicallyby any means know to man at this piont in time it becomes a special kind of fucked up
by FlyascanbeAngMarie May 16, 2018
mugGet the a special kind of fucked upmug.

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