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Twilight

The story of a mentally retarded girl who falls in love with a 108 year old necrophelia pedofile with sparkly stink ass!
Girl: I love Twilight!
Guy: Why? It just consists of an idiotic female who falls in love with a necropheliatic pedofile vampire..
Girl: No, it's a love story!
Guy: Who gives a shit? He can't even get a boner because he's dead.
by Deciphered May 28, 2010
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twilight

the dumbest fucking series in the world
watching twilight is like having diarrhea
by teebob18 April 21, 2011
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Twilight

A movie about a girl with down syndrome who cannot decide between Necrophilia and Beastiality.
You figure it out...it's twilight.
by rockstareclipse October 23, 2011
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Twilight of the Thunder God

1. An album composed by a Swedish Melodic Death Metal Band, Amon Amarth.
2. A song with the same name as the album mentioned above.
3.The time of Thor's demise at the hands of Jormungandr, the world serpent.
Twilight of the Thunder God is one of the greatest metal albums.
by nokebab July 9, 2018
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Pre-twilight

1. The time before the Twilight series, when pre-teens actually had a tenth of a brain that worked and thought about something other than boys and how fat they think they are.

2. The time before the sun sets, around 4 in the Northern US in winter when the sun is slightly dimmer but you can still see very clearly.
1. I miss pre-twilight, when my friends actually talked about stuff other than a fictional vampire and werewolf and argued over who was hotter.

2. I walked the dog during pre-twilight yesterday, and got home just as the sun started to set.
by Arima Ardnarb January 3, 2010
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Twilight

The gayest piece of shit every created becase of stephanie meyers trying to pursue her sexual fantasy through a series of gay ass books. The only people who like the series are fat little fangirls
Melony: Oh did you read Twilight yet it is amazing
Kristen:*Pulls out 12 gauge*
by MarshallCrayons December 21, 2008
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twilight

A book. Just a book. A not-so-special book about a teenage girl who falls in love with a vampire. But people take it to THE EXTREME!!! On the day the Twilight movie came out in England (December 19th 2007) EVERYONE, and I mean EVERYONE (excluding myself) went to see it on the day it came out.

Normally people accosiated vampires with Gothic novel. And according to a magazine that I read, it said that 'Twilight is a gothic novel where Bella Swan falls head over heels for the hot boy' WTF?? It is not Gothic at all!! No old haunted mansion, no bats, no PROPER vampires!! And how can you fall head over heels for someone, when we are, in fact, like that anyway??

Now, I admit that I read it when I am unbelievably (sp?) bored, and I do sort of blush a bit when Bella and Edward are talking or something,and I do like it's squeal, New Moon, because Bella is not all gooey over Edward, and hangs around with the werewolf, Jacob, who is, in my opinon, much hotter than Bella.

Also, LOADS of flaws:

Flaw 1: Vampires do not sparkle in the sun

Flaw 2: Vampires sleep in coffins during the day

Flaw 3: Vampires have fangs

Also, in Breaking Dawn (which I put down halfway due to it beng so unplausable)Edward bites Bella to make her into a vampire, yet in Twilight, he claims he has no fangs... How does he bite her if he has no fangs??

If you want to read a gothic novel, try Charlotte Brontes Jane Eyre. Real love, real gothic.
TwilightFan: OMG Twilight Movie is AMAZING!!!
Me: WTF??

TwilightFan2: OMG I CANT BELIEVE BELLA MARRIED EDWARD AND HAD A HALF HUMAN/HALF VAMPIRE BABY!! I AM SOOOOOOOO JEALOUS!!!
Me: *slaps her around the head* FFS GET A LIFE!!! *gives her one last slap around the head for luck*
by chemicalvian January 24, 2009
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