1 definition by chemicalvian
A book. Just a book. A not-so-special book about a teenage girl who falls in love with a vampire. But people take it to THE EXTREME!!! On the day the Twilight movie came out in England (December 19th 2007) EVERYONE, and I mean EVERYONE (excluding myself) went to see it on the day it came out.
Normally people accosiated vampires with Gothic novel. And according to a magazine that I read, it said that 'Twilight is a gothic novel where Bella Swan falls head over heels for the hot boy' WTF?? It is not Gothic at all!! No old haunted mansion, no bats, no PROPER vampires!! And how can you fall head over heels for someone, when we are, in fact, like that anyway??
Now, I admit that I read it when I am unbelievably (sp?) bored, and I do sort of blush a bit when Bella and Edward are talking or something,and I do like it's squeal, New Moon, because Bella is not all gooey over Edward, and hangs around with the werewolf, Jacob, who is, in my opinon, much hotter than Bella.
Also, LOADS of flaws:
Flaw 1: Vampires do not sparkle in the sun
Flaw 2: Vampires sleep in coffins during the day
Flaw 3: Vampires have fangs
Also, in Breaking Dawn (which I put down halfway due to it beng so unplausable)Edward bites Bella to make her into a vampire, yet in Twilight, he claims he has no fangs... How does he bite her if he has no fangs??
If you want to read a gothic novel, try Charlotte Brontes Jane Eyre. Real love, real gothic.
Normally people accosiated vampires with Gothic novel. And according to a magazine that I read, it said that 'Twilight is a gothic novel where Bella Swan falls head over heels for the hot boy' WTF?? It is not Gothic at all!! No old haunted mansion, no bats, no PROPER vampires!! And how can you fall head over heels for someone, when we are, in fact, like that anyway??
Now, I admit that I read it when I am unbelievably (sp?) bored, and I do sort of blush a bit when Bella and Edward are talking or something,and I do like it's squeal, New Moon, because Bella is not all gooey over Edward, and hangs around with the werewolf, Jacob, who is, in my opinon, much hotter than Bella.
Also, LOADS of flaws:
Flaw 1: Vampires do not sparkle in the sun
Flaw 2: Vampires sleep in coffins during the day
Flaw 3: Vampires have fangs
Also, in Breaking Dawn (which I put down halfway due to it beng so unplausable)Edward bites Bella to make her into a vampire, yet in Twilight, he claims he has no fangs... How does he bite her if he has no fangs??
If you want to read a gothic novel, try Charlotte Brontes Jane Eyre. Real love, real gothic.
TwilightFan: OMG Twilight Movie is AMAZING!!!
Me: WTF??
TwilightFan2: OMG I CANT BELIEVE BELLA MARRIED EDWARD AND HAD A HALF HUMAN/HALF VAMPIRE BABY!! I AM SOOOOOOOO JEALOUS!!!
Me: *slaps her around the head* FFS GET A LIFE!!! *gives her one last slap around the head for luck*
Me: WTF??
TwilightFan2: OMG I CANT BELIEVE BELLA MARRIED EDWARD AND HAD A HALF HUMAN/HALF VAMPIRE BABY!! I AM SOOOOOOOO JEALOUS!!!
Me: *slaps her around the head* FFS GET A LIFE!!! *gives her one last slap around the head for luck*
by chemicalvian January 24, 2009