turkish flush

when a male puts his penis in another males anus, stays there until the other male took a shit and then pulls it out.

Gonna do the turkish flush with you tonight.

by Habaplap December 6, 2016

Turkish Windmill

A sex act in which suction cup dildos are mounted on to a ceiling fan. Then fan is then turned on, and a small child (preferably an infant)'s testicles or rear end is held to the spinning dildo train until beet red. At some point, the "turkish windmillee" will defecate, at which point the "turkish windmiller" will then collect the feces, and spread them across their upper lip, appearing as though they are of turkish descent.

Person 1: My piece of shit son wouldn't crying last night, so I gave him the turkish windmill of a lifetime!
Person 2: Yo what the?! Shut up dude! What ever dude...

by cottage.cheese.mayo September 29, 2019

Turkish Scarf

when i guy is really tall and the girl is short so that the guy can hang his manjunk around her neck thus a scarf

Todd your so tall you could give that girl a Turkish scarf

by twatcandy May 27, 2009

Turkish Kebab

When an arrow pierces a man's testicles and then skewers both balls and lodges there still skewering both balls.

Dude, you just gave him a Turkish Kebab!!

by bungusbeefcake July 3, 2011

Turkish Delight

dessert recipe

ingredients:
2 parts semen
1 part gelatin mix

mix ingredients thoroughly in according-sized bowl. follow gelatin mix instructions, using an ice cube tray as container in which to cool the turkish delights. prior to consumption, sprinkle powdered sugar on the treats.

useful when performing The Narnia

Yo what're those Turkish Delights for?- guy 1

I need them to Narnia this girl for april fools- guy 2

by Aslan the lion May 18, 2009

turkish delight

A turkish delight is not the food but infact a used condom and range from being used or broken

Man last night i was so horny and a didnt have a condom so i used a turkish delight

by Shakezulia March 4, 2008

Turkish Coffee

A slang term describing the process in which 1) a male shits on his partner's face, 2) rubs his butt and nether parts in said partner's face, and finally 3)coaxes the partner into sucking his balls, now covered in his own fecal matter.

My boyfriend makes the best cup of Turkish Coffee--strong and aromatic, just like I like it!

This Turkish Coffee is so thick, I could choke on it.

by Stymey Wilkerson May 17, 2006