Trout Stamp

When a naked woman stands above a man who is laying down face up and she quickly squats down so her vagina stamps him in the face.

Similar to tea bagging

Carlos: Oh man! Do you remember when that stripper trout stamped Jimmy last night?

Randy: Yeah, that fucker better wash his damn face. I'd a slapped the bitch if she did that to me.

Carlos: Really? I'd a stuck out my tongue.

by Spoonmann December 16, 2008

sucker trout

A fish that is caught while fly fishing that is mistaken for a trout, even after it is pulled in. only upon closer examination is the realization made that it is indeed not a trout at all.

I GOT A TROUT!!!

That trout sure has a funny looking mouth.

DAMNIT!

by Shatteredhelix September 1, 2005

mexican brown trout

A large light brown in color terd that hangs above the water about an inch. Thus simulating a trout being released into the wild.

Man billy just released the biggest mexican brown trout back into the wild.

by dixie4x4 July 14, 2006

Appalachian yard trout

An Appalachian yard trout is a slang term for an earthworm. Coined by Stephen Colbert on his Oct. 13 2009 show.

"Ummmm this Appalachian yard trout is delicious, where did you get it?"

by canadiancolbertfan October 14, 2009

Trout Baby

Trout Baby is a joint or a rolled cigarette that has a hump in the middle. It looks like its 5 months pregnant with an FAS baby.

Yesterday I rolled a nice Trout Baby with PCP in it. I gave the Troutbaby to a 5 year old.

by Ginkfist July 18, 2006

Brown Trout Farm

The municipal water reclamation plant, in layman's terms, where the poop goes when you flush it down.

x: Dude, I heard Marty got a job down at the brown trout farm!
y: He'd better take a shower before coming over to my house then...

by Stickyknee April 3, 2011

brown trout fisherman

A person that is homosexual in an environment of straight people.

"How can I put the sensitively Gemma, our friend Gideon, the one you made a move on this morning, well he, em, is a Brown Trout Fisherman" "Oh dear I'm not putting this very well am I....he's a sausage jockey, a marmite driller, a pillow biter"

2 hours later....

".....A Hershey highwayman, a fudge packer"

"OH, you mean he's GAY"

"Yes"

by Brucester September 16, 2006