A plastic cone, usually orange, with a wide flared base which is used to divert traffic on roads when maintenance work is being carried out.
With both practice and judicious lubrication a traffic cone can also be used as an anal dildo by sitting all the way down on one. Unfortunately due to the curled edge most traffic cones have at their top end, there is a risk of them becoming lodged in the anal canal.
With both practice and judicious lubrication a traffic cone can also be used as an anal dildo by sitting all the way down on one. Unfortunately due to the curled edge most traffic cones have at their top end, there is a risk of them becoming lodged in the anal canal.
Abeer: “Have you heard the news about my favourite rapper T Pain?”
Gabe: “Yeah he sat down on a traffic cone and needed surgery when it got stuck!”
Abeer: “I heard he’s changed his name to T Cone for his newest album”
Gabe: “Yeah he sat down on a traffic cone and needed surgery when it got stuck!”
Abeer: “I heard he’s changed his name to T Cone for his newest album”
by ReferToMedics May 30, 2020
a genre of music characterized by slow, heavy drums, distorted guitars, lots of bass, and usually baritone saxophone.
by nyxy.bo.bixy24 January 16, 2023
A person that's driving a car, lorry,etc, and is moving too slow, wasting other drivers time, usually leaving a long queue behind them.
by travel_to May 25, 2015
Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.
“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”
by GoodinBed November 13, 2024
Tra-Ffic Bad-die
Variants: Traffic Baddy
plural Traffic Baddies
Informal
1. You’re super comfy being as confident as possible, even when you know you’re straight wrong #DieOnThisHill
2. You mean what you say - Even though you have to do it through a fake account, you mean it. #ISaidIt
3. You empower others to be upset that you are upset about being stopped for breaking traffic law #HearMeOutFriends
Variants: Traffic Baddy
plural Traffic Baddies
Informal
1. You’re super comfy being as confident as possible, even when you know you’re straight wrong #DieOnThisHill
2. You mean what you say - Even though you have to do it through a fake account, you mean it. #ISaidIt
3. You empower others to be upset that you are upset about being stopped for breaking traffic law #HearMeOutFriends
Mya being a Traffic Baddie again, she doesn’t believe in any laws but the constitution. #MyEmployees
Jeff just got upset that the police stopped another reckless drunk driver so he’s making vague threats in Facebook Messenger, he’s such a TB. #IHopeYou…
Jeff just got upset that the police stopped another reckless drunk driver so he’s making vague threats in Facebook Messenger, he’s such a TB. #IHopeYou…
by CCSDPDTraffic July 24, 2023
Twitter Traffic is when someone tweets something controversial to bait people into reacting and arguing in the replies.
by Miss Zaynoo October 19, 2021
by Blackboyjb October 01, 2019