Touching cloth

A saying that is used when someone has waited FAR too long to have a shit. It
verbalises the possible condition that the lead end of a shit has protruded beyond the opening of the anus and has made contact with their undergarment.

I need to find a bathroom right now.. I'm TOUCHING CLOTH

by Iam Hawk January 17, 2008

Baby Toucher

A person who places his/her fingers where babies make bathroom fun.

1)You damn baby toucher, if I ever catch you touching my son in his cornhole again I will eat your face.
2)Charles Dickens

by D Money October 22, 2003

pee pee touch

This is usually a final request from someone who is desperate for sex.

Man: I'll pay you 100 bucks to sleep with me.

Stripper: Fuck no!

Man: How bout 10 bucks and you give me a pee pee touch

by zarreff March 20, 2010

touch you

An original sound track of an anime titled Yachirin Bitch Club or as known as Yaribu. The song is singed by the voice actors of the character.
See also: Yachirin Bitch Club

I'm in the mood for some upbeat song, Alexa play Touch You

by YourGayCousin69420 October 29, 2020

touchhole

A regional insult used fairly commonly in parts of New England, including Maine, with a meaning similar to asshole. Touchhole, however, is more likely to be used in a light-hearted way and is also more acceptable in public places.

Hey, Touchhole, it's wicked irritating when you do that.

He thinks he's cunnin', but he's really just being a touchhole.

by servechilled November 20, 2010

Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes

The phrase refers to giving a certain person sexual intercourse through the anus.

E.g.
Bob says to Sally: "Hey Sally, if you Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes"

by JackNDaBeanStock December 29, 2008

Touching Cloth

When you are struggling to hold in a poo, and its tip has breached the sphincter and is touching your underwear.

Dude, I've gotta get to a toilet quick, I'm touching cloth here!

by jambomuffin March 23, 2009