boobie toodles

/ˈbo͞obē/ /ˈtu dlz/
noun
1.An instance of flashing someone when saying goodbye.
synonyms: goodbye, farewell

exclamation
1. showing one's nipples to a fond friend when parting.
synonyms: cya, later, or whatever

2.used to express frustration when profanity is not socially appropriate.
synonyms: shucks, shoot, dag nabbit, cock nugget

Rhonda's boobie toodles are the best.

Boobie toodles grandma.

by reallythatsawesome July 8, 2016

Toddlewand

(N) Toddler, Young child

Younger person in a relationship

1. Daniella's such a cougar, she likes that toddlewand over there.

2. That is the cutest toddlewand I've ever seen!

3. Bianca's dating a toddlewand!

by itsbritbaby96 February 19, 2011

Toolebox

a man that sees multiple woman. He usually as one child that he favors but never sees and the other he gave up because it interfered with bartime. A plan looser who likes men AND women and will deny his six month relationship with a man. He lives with his friends even in his thirties.

Did you hear what Toole did again? Yeah, that Toolebox is a total looser. He has like ten STD's....he needs to quit messing around so much and take care of his kids.

by Renee32 August 21, 2011

Toolery

Jewelry that makes one look like a tool

Guy 1: Yo i better put on my best toolery for the club tonight!
Guy 2: Don't forget your pinky ring!

by feminineM&M March 11, 2012

toddler nap cranky

Anytime you're cranky with your co-workers or anyone that you come in contact with like a toddler does when fighting sleep.

When you really don't want to be bothered but you still have to deal with people at work.

Phone rings constantly at your job.

Marilyn: I'm so sick of this phone ringing and talking to stupid people!

Barbara: It's no worse today than any other day.

Marilyn: I know I must be toddler nap cranky today.

by Mots247365 December 14, 2012

Toddler face

The act of someone getting food on their face ( commonly around the mouth area), much like a toddler.

My dad got major toddler face after eating saucy ribs.

by snoutwash69 December 21, 2014

toddlerocracy

(1) A system of government, or a state/kingdom, ruled by the toddler in residence. (2) Control of an organization or group by the toddlers of its membership.

No sleep was ever allowed in the oppressive toddlerocracy.

by DJMatticus October 20, 2015