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Curb

someone who believes the Episode 1: The Phantom Menace is the best star wars film.
Only a curb would think The Phantom Menace is the best Star Wars film ever made.
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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curb jockey

driver who thinks the curb is the road
that driver is such a curb jockey
by anonymous April 14, 2023
mugGet the curb jockeymug.

Developing Curb

The slight slope where a curb angles upward from the road at an approxiamate 45 degree slope.
A women driver popped her tire on a developing curb.
by smile2009 September 21, 2009
mugGet the Developing Curbmug.

curb hoarder

Someone who takes up two parking spaces on a residential street
Man I was trying to park after a long day but got thwarted by all these curb hoarders
by Detective Inspect April 15, 2023
mugGet the curb hoardermug.

curb midget

When I pick up hookers, I prefer curb midgets.
by Tickle me blue balls June 4, 2022
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Curbed Out

Passed out or nodded out from drugs/alcohol in the front seats of a vehicle, both parked and moving.
“Trent wake up! You’re hella curbed out and I need you to navigate”

“I was way curbed out driving home last night, I coulda wrecked.”

Origin: A friend of a friend had a job as a driver for UPS or FedEx or some shit, but also had a drug problem. He would be at work and start nodding out while driving, either from drug use or last of sleep partying too hard. As he momentarily fell asleep he would wake up when his truck smashed into the curb. Eventually it came to mean generally falling asleep in a car or somewhere you shouldn’t be sleeping, with the likelyhood of a not-so pleasant wake up.
by Dusty Punk Bitches May 2, 2019
mugGet the Curbed Outmug.

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