Australian slang for having a look at something, as did Captain Cook, a British sailor who founded Australia.
by james chadima January 12, 2004
A person who becomes severely agitated when they are called a douche/douchebag or any other form of the word douche.
by DavidCarradine February 10, 2008
William Shatners role on the legendary original series Star Trek. The Captain never failed at anything, always got the girl (even when she had blue skin) and was the only starfleet cadet to ever beat the Kibiyoshi Maru (by cheating), a simulation designed to test how a cadet responds to failure. He's famous for dramatic pauses, which Shatner is also famous for. Was promoted to Admiral in the course of the Star Trek movies, but then demoted back to captain in a later Star Trek movie.
but Spock.........................................................................................why?
by Alfie The Horndog August 19, 2005
by dj gs68 August 23, 2003
The correct nickname for guys who think it's okay to wear jorts. Highly derogatory, because obviously, if you wear jorts, you've already given up on the possibility of ever getting laid.
"That kid over there is such a fag"
"Who, Captain Jorts?"
"Alex will probably never know the ways of a woman."
"Look who's talking, Captain Jorts."
"Who, Captain Jorts?"
"Alex will probably never know the ways of a woman."
"Look who's talking, Captain Jorts."
by chizhogg April 15, 2010
by AcaciaAj April 27, 2010
Captain Autism's inferior, Spanish brother.
Captain Autismo "lives" to fight crime, with his greatest enemy being Captain Retardo, to which he lost 1 inch of his 2 inch dick.
Captain Autismo "lives" to fight crime, with his greatest enemy being Captain Retardo, to which he lost 1 inch of his 2 inch dick.
Hey did you hear about that Spanish autistic superhero: Captain Autismo?
No, that concept sounds like a rip-off of Captain Autism.
No, that concept sounds like a rip-off of Captain Autism.
by Interactive Banana November 17, 2016