Like beer goggles but kicks in while a person is sober and willing to fuck any one of any body type..
by Myers guy May 1, 2016

Sarah got really thirsty after her date with John and asked him to give her a Thirsty Hamster in his Kia Soul
by JayPear69 February 20, 2024

Thirsty to fuck a bitch your hungry for some ass your body urges to shoot that cum all over her face while she gives you sloppy toppy
by GRocksgar88 November 25, 2019

A woman who takes pictures of herself in a provocative, or outwardly slutty manner. Often times they'll post them to social media containing multiple hashtags looking for attention. More times than not, these women are named Cristabel.
by Stina2004 September 5, 2016

Dave climbed on top of his car and stuck his dick through the sunroof because Becky wanted to be a thirsty hamster.
by Subzrow February 20, 2024

1. Find a vehicle with a sunroof
2. Lay on top of car face down with sunroof open
3. Have your very flexible significant other suck the cream out of your pecker like a very dehydrated hamster
2. Lay on top of car face down with sunroof open
3. Have your very flexible significant other suck the cream out of your pecker like a very dehydrated hamster
Hey bob I was hanging out with Becky last night and she gave Varner the new thirsty hamster cock milking yoga exercise.
by JOE THE GOAT March 1, 2024
