taint brush

A long goatee that brushes/tickles the taint when you eat pussy

I wouldn't want to smell his taint brush after he eats pussy.

by Bellezebub July 14, 2005

taint

The Area in-between your vagina and your ass.

NOT BALL SAC AND ASS.

Bailey's taint has an excessive amount of hair spreading outward to her ass cheeks.

by Jessica VonSchroeder January 28, 2007

Taintweld

The taint sometimes has a ridge of skin that runs virtically on it from anus to scrodum, or vagina.. It looks like a weld, or stich mark. I've come to find out that most have this while some do not.

while I was going down on her, I saw that she had a taintweld too. man how many people have these.. God I hope it's not a post operation scar >.<

by Pissdick. February 3, 2005

taint thump

Two fingers, two holes and BAM!

David put one in the pink and one in the stink and gave her a taint thump.

by fyrefang December 25, 2008

Taint Scrubber

The little patch of hair on your chin that rubs against the vagina when eating a girl out.

Hey, nice taint scrubber bro.

by That One Guy #2 July 21, 2009

Taintosaurus Rex

Biggest Fag in any Fraternity house. Often the guy who can't hook up with his own right hand. One who often can't even tell when he's firing blanks until he looks down the "barrel" and loads one off into his own face. fucking disgrace. aka "Fuck Noodle"

girl 1 - " did you meet that one guy at the party?"
girl 2 - " the kid called taintosaurus rex?"
girl 1 - " yea thats him! what a tool, he tried to hook up with this girl when he was drunk and ended up jerking himself off thinking he was with the girl."
girl 2 - " a taintosaurus rex would do something like that! what a fuck noodle!!!!!"

by $kunkanC@88@g3 October 11, 2009

Taint Wrangler

(teynt; reyngler) -noun

1. an annoying or idiotic person.
2. A tool or douchebag.

Shut up you taint wrangler!

Dude.... Stop being such a Taint Wrangler.

by Dr. Mjolner February 3, 2010