I don't think you're fat

Guyspeak for "who cares, just open your legs". Used to get a girl into bed, regardless of her actual weight.

GF: I hate my body - do you think I'm fat?
BF: I don't think you're fat.

by Michael December 29, 2003

You think you're better than me?!

The most lowering responce to any kind of an abuse. Often accompanied by the word "bitch" to increase its effect, as in: "You think you're better than me, bitch?!". Add an outraged look for maximum effect.
This retorical question is asked without expecting to recieve an answer.
However, if the person it is said to has enough guts to say: "Yes, I do!", you can say: "I am smarter than you, stronger than you, and more handsome than you, so shut the fuck up!".

Tip: Never use the expression when you do not really mean it. Remember that it can harm and insult a person more than many other remarks.

Used in the Shakespearen play "Romeo and Juliet":
Montague: So you say you are better than me?
Capulet: In fact, I do.
Montague: You lie!

-Hahaha, you will never achive anything, you loser!
-You think you're better than me?!!
- ...

by Urban_Fellow June 26, 2006

Blue sky thinking

What a massive bullshitter does all day

Paul! Have you been out the back smoking again?
No, I've been blue sky thinking about the Pacific Wave account

by DJ Babyshaker November 21, 2016

Thinging

Basically when two people are together, without the official title. Includes relationship-like habits, but an individual caught up in "a thing" with someone is technically single. It is often the step before a relationship.

1. PersonA: are John and Sarah dating?

PersonB: They have a thing / thinging.

2. Sarah: why are you talking to Jasmine all the time?
John: chill out, you're not my girlfriend, I do what I want.

by Baqala April 13, 2014

so you think you know kung fu

This was quoted by the legendary Jackie Chan in his movie "Snake Fist in Eagle's Shadow." In simple terms it means "Come on you fucka let's go right now!"

"So you think you know kung fu, huh?" I said.
"What?"
Then I snapped his leg and farted in his face while yelling "Hadoken!"

by undispute May 14, 2008

It's so nice out, I think I'll leave it out

"It's so nice out, I think I'll leave it out" is a phrase used when stating pleasant weather. The phrase implies that the weather is so nice, you'll leave your dick out, hanging brain, because the cool breeze feels so nice on one's genitalia.

Man, it's 73 degrees outside? It's so nice out, I think I'll leave it out!

by Travesty360 March 4, 2017

what do you think this is bush week?

an old school slang word used to disapprove the actions or suggentions or another. the dates of the actually week is the 28th of january - 4th of february.

"can i go to the city with jack daniels?"
"absoulutley not, what do you think this is bush week?

by hayden595 February 28, 2008