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by Guy who knows his shit B May 10, 2017
Get the Thomas Wilde mug.Modern day society. Despite us believing our world to be a controlled and civilized, the urban wild is the real reality.
Anything can happen out there in the urban wilderness. Common wildlife such as entitled pricks, senile seniors, random f*ckboys, beta males, lunks, gang bangers and a whole slew of other wild animals can be found randomly at any given time.
Urban wilds are dangerous, and it's recommended that you remain alert around wildlife as they some can become extremely hostile for no reason other than a parking spot, or road rage.
The entitled baby boomers are known for their strange call "hit me and I'll sue!" while the gang bangers are a more dangerous threat that all too often jostle their prey with strikes to the head and neck.
Steer clear of the urban wild at night, as predators tend to come out to hunt for prey they can take money, organs or whatever horrors they can think of for their amusement.
It's funny we call our society predictable, but we can't predict what the guy next to us is gonna do in the next 5 minutes. This is why it's called the urban wild.
Anything can happen out there in the urban wilderness. Common wildlife such as entitled pricks, senile seniors, random f*ckboys, beta males, lunks, gang bangers and a whole slew of other wild animals can be found randomly at any given time.
Urban wilds are dangerous, and it's recommended that you remain alert around wildlife as they some can become extremely hostile for no reason other than a parking spot, or road rage.
The entitled baby boomers are known for their strange call "hit me and I'll sue!" while the gang bangers are a more dangerous threat that all too often jostle their prey with strikes to the head and neck.
Steer clear of the urban wild at night, as predators tend to come out to hunt for prey they can take money, organs or whatever horrors they can think of for their amusement.
It's funny we call our society predictable, but we can't predict what the guy next to us is gonna do in the next 5 minutes. This is why it's called the urban wild.
The Urban wild is a Jungle out there!
Never travel in the urban wilds without a weapon or a friend, or both.
Never travel in the urban wilds without a weapon or a friend, or both.
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Critics of the 2013 Oscars complained that Seth MacFarlane went shock wild with his perceived misogynistic and racist jokes, oblivious to the fact that it was amateur hour compared to his usual material.
by JohnnyLurg March 7, 2013
Get the shock wild mug.a bizzare is when you see an animal in the wild that looks somewhat like a deer/elk/gazzele etc, but you dont no the exact name for it so its called a "bizzare" or "wild bizzare"
often found in the middle of nowhere. can be found in africa. or in washington frequently. characteristics include antlers/horns/hooves.
often found in the middle of nowhere. can be found in africa. or in washington frequently. characteristics include antlers/horns/hooves.
WOAH!! look over there...its a wild bizzare.
kid 1: hey look at that, what is it?
kid 2: that is a wild bizzare, could be any one of those hooved animals
kid 1: hey look at that, what is it?
kid 2: that is a wild bizzare, could be any one of those hooved animals
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Get the wild neff mug.Willow-wild is a way to describe someone as quite thin. It is a way og saying that someone resembles a willow tree in width.
"He looked as if he were fourteen or fifteen, frail and willow-wild, in tennis shoes and blue jeans."
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