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Wild Hubanni

When your hair is wild like an Awookie’s and your face is cracked out. Looks like your hair hasn't been washed in weeks, your sweaty, teeth out, just a disheveled. The perfect example of this is a cross Gary Busey and Jack Nicholson from the shining when he says “here’s Johnny!”.
I need to put my hair up because I don’t want to look like a wild hubanni!
by GJAdamoB January 12, 2022
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wild rift

short for League of Legends: Wild Rift, the official mobile version of the MOBA game League of Legends developed by Riot Games
: let's play wild rift
ml plier: dead game
by pepperpepper July 8, 2021
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the wild and unprotected

What exists outside of a phone, computer, or tablet screen
Xander began to feel unsafe and then looked away from his phone and upwards into the wild and unprotected sky. As he began to feel free, he felt the tugging need for connectedness to strangers and fell prey to modern life
by von groovy June 22, 2022
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wild penis

A wild penis is a crazyass penis that has contracted so many lethal venereal diseases from such frequent, intense, puke-evoking wanking and/or intercourse that it has miraculously grown its own functioning DNA and come to life. One can find wild penes almost anywhere they can find any animal, but they are often identified by the kind of environment they live in (ex. common house penes, saltwater penes, woodland penes, prairie penes, etc.). When a penis goes wild, each component of it resembles a vital physical function on/in a large-scale mammal. For instance, its testicles become its feet, its foreskin becomes its head, its urethral opening becomes its mouth, parts of its epididymis become its arms and paws, and maybe its pearly penile papules become its eyes-I honestly know very little to nothing about biology and everything else. Defenses: They piss on anything/anyone they dislike and threatening houses. They cumblast their natural predators, vulvae, to poison them and/or drive them away. This definition is rational as fuck! As proof, among many other places, wild penes abound in Chimi Lhakhang, Bhutan.
Idiot 1: It's just a penis. It doesn't have stingers, teeth or claws. It's completely harmless! So why the fuck are you panicking so much?!?!
Idiot 2: This was no ordinary penis, man. It could walk and breath, even though it was disembodied!
Idiot 1: No, it can't be. They went extinct more than ten millennia ago!

Idiot 2: I don't know what the motherfuck you're saying!!!
Idiot 1: I'm saying you'd better kill yourself, Idiot 2! It's the only way to avoid the misery that will befall civilization with the invasion of the wild penis.
by E idiots dei March 22, 2020
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ian wilde

That Ian wilde is a fag
by IRONBEANO August 8, 2017
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Fake Wilding

Wilding out for no reason and looking dumb while you're doing it. This word is usually for women that are either crazy, dumb, dumb as hell or loud as hell.
Was you just fake wilding.
by Fake Wilding May 25, 2018
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bush-wild

An adjective describing a person with crazy hair, insane eyes, legarms, and acts on Gossip Girl.
Vanessa is so trimmed.
No, Vanessa is so bush-wild!
I LOVE CHRISTMAS!
by masterofdaworldnumba2 November 29, 2009
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