trouser snake

Beware the trouser snake. Its related to the one-eyed cobra. In California it slithers around InNout

I have seen many trouser snakes in my day. They are easy to handle but prone to spit rapidly.

by lickety sprit December 6, 2016

Trouser custard

Similar to: semen stain or jizz puddle, Trouser custard refers to any and all viscous, opaque fluid in an elegant and delicate manner.

- when we shook hands I could feel his trouser custard squelch out between our hands

- My goodness did you see that man? He had trouser custard on his tunic!

by Bitch as monkeys June 18, 2025

trousered

When you've lost 10-0 at table football and as a forfeit have to run around the house/office without your trousers on

Simon got trousered whilst playing foosball against Nick

by digitaloop May 17, 2018

running trousers

the greatest piece of garment to ever exist "run fast worlds most"-unknown

guy 1are those leggings or running trousers
guy 2 you fucking idiot those are running trousers real runners dont wear leggings

by qazwsxedcrfvtg November 1, 2023

Trouser Blossom

To crap one's pants

He was so angry, he did a full on trouser blossom

by One Done February 1, 2012

trouser noodle

Slang term for being a dick, commonly said in shops when customers are around.

"Don't be a trouser noodle."

by We_the_folks February 19, 2024

Swindon Trousers

The wearing of very thin, see-through leggings as trousers thereby allowing the world to see your underwear

She was wearing Swindon Trousers, I could see her underwear

by gorbachev24 June 5, 2014