Spoon cooker

The lighter a junkie uses to heat up the spoon he is cooking his heroine in.

The junkie ripped that guy's face off because the guy took his spoon cooker

by Johnfuckingdenver November 24, 2018

The Spoons Years

Term that describes the latter years of a, predominantly, gentleman’s life. He is retired and uses his local Wetherspoons as a second home and pre-cursor to a nursing home. He may or may not be escaping endless trips with his spouse to the garden centre or the bingo.

I’m tired at work, all the time; I can’t wait for the Spoons Years.

by Moose1184 October 28, 2018

Green Spoon

The act of taking a stick a celery and inserting it into your ass.

Mom: Johnny eat your vegetables.

Johnny: I can't they're in mah ass...

Mom: Stop green spooning yourself!

by KappaHunter March 3, 2014

danger spoon

A much better term for a spork

I had to use a danger spoon to eat my Beans and rice from Popeyes

by turbo1125 December 18, 2022

spooning 2.0

Sticking a spoon up your ass for pleasure

Person 1: dude spooning was terrible
Person 2: who did you spoon
Person 1: no I did it solo
Person 2: you can’t do that

Person 1: then what’s it called when you stick a spoon up your ass
Person 2: spooning 2.0

by Brain hurt March 24, 2020

lanky spoon

A long skinny penis with a very big head

Greg's lanky spoon was useful as an eating utensil in emergencies

by Doctor. Dover December 10, 2013

The Spoon Method

The act of taking a spoon while your on your period and scraping the inner lining of your uterus out, therefore mitigating the length of the mensturation cycle.

-"babe im on my period"
-"just use the spoon method"

by _.kirb._ December 30, 2020