A large BM (mud monkey) that is so large it is lying on the inner bowl of the toilet 1/2 exposed to the air.
"Dude, I thought took this massive dump and thought it was a gentle giant but no! it was a tide pole!" No way! THE tide pole? Fuckin sweet!
by SpankUrFace February 27, 2011
Get the Tide Polemug. a chick that will suck any cock (pole) without discretion. Often in exchange for a line of cocaine. Like goats at the petting Zoo will eat the paper containing your class assignment.
Everyone but me knows that Suzy, my BFF, is a pole goat. Lay a line on the back of the toilet for her, and she will suck off anything/anyone!
by majestricks December 5, 2009
Get the Pole Goatmug. by John Altieir June 25, 2007
Get the tuna polemug. Similiar to "Whiskey Dick" butter pole is a penis that cannot get errect.
When the foreskin of an uncercumsized penis is worn out. It appears as it is melting like butter down the shaft.
When the foreskin of an uncercumsized penis is worn out. It appears as it is melting like butter down the shaft.
by BranPaul February 28, 2009
Get the butter polemug. 
when you are masturbating outside and it is snowing. right before you cum, you fall face first into the snow and you get "glued" by your own cum to the ground.
by music man May 25, 2006
Get the north polemug. The community college drop out cried as she danced around the stripper pole while men threw quarters at her.
by White collar conservative July 2, 2012
Get the Stripper polemug.