Guided missile

A form of assisted masturbation for a female during which she grabs her male partner's index finger (he may retract the other fingers of that hand into a fist) and uses it to penetrate herself and rub her clitoris for as long as is necessary for her to cum. It is crucial that the male partner be entirely passive, except for keeping his finger rigid and straight, in the form of a missile. A variant of the guided missile is the full first strike, which entails the use of 3 or more fingers.
After an hour of eating her out without success, I suggested a guided missile, which finally got her off.
by SaniElet March 27, 2021
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Arming the missile

1. Foreplay
2. Priming the peen
3. Hardening the hammerhead
1. My wife is always arming the missile without trying
2. First we work on arming the missile, then we are “disarming the missile
by JarRodTophIley May 01, 2024
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taint missile

When u accidentally pull your Weiner out too far when you're plowing a chick and you ram it into her taint.
I was cock blasting a chick really hard and I accidentally pulled a thrust out too far and gave her a taint missile that hurt so bad that it made the cold war look like a trip to Disney Land.
by Inspector Taint July 06, 2014
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Goon-Missile

A depraved projectile formed when a degenerate expels their unholy essence into a condom, secures it with a knot, and proceeds to hurl it like a cursed grenade. Often deployed in moments of pure chaos, unhinged humor, or absolute depravity. Handle with extreme caution both physically and morally.
I will throw a Goon-Missile at you.
by LqdAim February 17, 2025
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nigger missile

40 ounces of malt liquor. Preferably colt 45 or old english.
Tyrone and I was thirsty, so we stopped at the 7-11 to pickup some nigger missiles.
by Big Tutty July 11, 2023
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Missile carrying

When a person carries around a dildo, vibrator, or sex toy around with them; usually discretely
Melissa is missile carrying while grabbing lunch @ work

Melissa is missile carrying while going to the store.
by xreyoflight July 10, 2017
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Missile Sponge

A ship, a Revenue Director or a Peer who attracts attention in such a way that helps you avoid it.
"Grant was a real missile sponge in that last "Quality call", thank god for that guy"
" The aircraft carrier is the target, but the frigate is the missile sponge"
by YoloRoc August 25, 2023
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