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Goon-Missile

A depraved projectile formed when a degenerate expels their unholy essence into a condom, secures it with a knot, and proceeds to hurl it like a cursed grenade. Often deployed in moments of pure chaos, unhinged humor, or absolute depravity. Handle with extreme caution both physically and morally.
I will throw a Goon-Missile at you.
by LqdAim February 16, 2025
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Menstrual Missile

A tampon that has been left in the vagina for too long. If a woman does not take out her tampon soon enough, infections can happen quickly, hence a "Menstrual Missile".
Amy: Why did you call me over here?

Anna: I went to a party last night, forgot to take out my tampon. Got myself a Menstrual Missile.
by Erzie Werzie December 14, 2016
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The Missile

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.
The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
by Mikelmouse July 1, 2022
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Missile Crisis Feeling

A term for a hushed silence which usually accompanied by fear, anxiety, or anticipation. (Sometimes one or more or even rarely all)
A hush silence fell upon the room. A sort of Missile crisis feeling as nobody moved
by Theamazinggeek March 8, 2015
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Piss Missile

A piss middle is often seen at Just The Tip’s old man softball games. These missiles are not to be messed with and should be fielded with care to risk injury if one was to not exit the premises. Slop says so. Bet on it.
During the game with The Late Show there were plenty of piss missiles to be seen. Not many were caught.
by Just a Tip August 2, 2022
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siberian missile

When a person shoots a hard poop that gets pushed out releasing diarrhea that it was blocking.
Hey man I just did a Siberian missile
by SilentTeller July 17, 2022
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korean missile

A small and non-functioning penis
by WierdSal October 10, 2014
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