Brown Johnnies

Simply, another word for shit.

"Oh, man, I gotta make Brown Johnnies in a hurry!"
Also, if you have the runs, you can say,

"I shouldn't have eaten that hot pocket. I can feel the Runny Johnnies coming."

by Planteskaeg August 13, 2009

Johnny juice

Fuck ton of tequila, ice, and whatever juice the bartender prefers.

Fuck me up and give me a Johnny juice.

by Calamus9 November 05, 2020

Johnny Jons

Any type of footwear that you have, or have on

yo, you got your johnny jons so we can go b-ballin

by E-Trudgin March 19, 2006

dry johnny

a backwards wet willy; when you put your pinkies in your ears then put them in someones mouth

Danny pissed me off so i gave him a dry johnny.

by H Master October 04, 2011

Johnny gobble

A type of super fan that draws pictures of artists face. And belly faces to their music on video. Then gets mad and posts 100’s of videos about the same rapper love/hating on the artist.

Dang that guys crazy he must be a Johnny Gobble.

by HC.from.creeksquad July 30, 2022

johnny junior

He is funny And makes you laugh but sometimes Is overprotected. He is takes care of you and haves a lot of opinions and sometimes annoying. Play or hangout with him and he will make you happy.

Johnny junior is so nice but talks a lot

by Anonymous boy in young blood September 18, 2020

Johnny Eggy

Scrubbing somebody’s head with your knuckle.

I just gave that nerd Adam a Johnny Eggy

by Scran Master January 16, 2021