Field Hockey

Sadly its a group of girls who wish they were as badass as ice hockey (or the real hockey, I thought that I should specify to avoid confusion)players so they grab half a stick put on some preppy uniforms and run around in a field chasing butterflys. Then later say that its just as good if not better then hockey (ice). Which well everyone knows is just a joke (hahahalololololhaharofl).

Girl: Dude were you at the field hockey game last night we totally killed our rivals

Guy: No I went to the Hockey game

Girl: Yeah thats what I'm talking about the field hockey game

Guy: No Ice Hockey, the real hockey

Girl: Oh

Guy: Yeah it's so much better the players actually carry real sticks

Girl: but.... well.... umm... i guess your right

Guy: yeah I no I am, hey do you want to go to the dance with me?

Girl: Oh, um I'm a lesbian

Guy: Oh that sucks, but its kinda hot...

by Scottie the great March 08, 2009

field and stream

The act of pissing on a womans face whilst giving oral sex in 69 position

the the golden shower in 69 is the field and stream..

by oneaze September 04, 2011

open field

To introduce a woman to a sensual encounter without the necessity of walls, fences or other such encumbrances.

Me: Evan, I heard you got back from camping. Did Marge go with with you?

Evan: You know it. I open fielded that stand up lady.

by Phil Foolery June 19, 2010

Field Fuck

When you lose your virginity to an Arab in a grassy, open field.

This term commonly comes into play when an Arab asks a typical, white, horse-loving gal.

Arab Guy: “hey, I wanna take your virginity, let’s field fuck baby”

Horse-Loving white girl: Sorry, but you are NOT taking my virginity in a field

by Gabr-Alouise June 11, 2017

Field Hockey

A popular sport among many highschool and college lesbians.

"I didn't know Jenny was a dyke?"
"Yah, she plays field hockey"
"Oh"

by Brian the Definer November 12, 2006

grass on the field

the pubic hair on a woman's cooch or man's nuts which make it look like a patch of grass

that woman has too much grass on the field and needs to shave it

by sensei September 10, 2003

field hockey

In reality, a pretty goof-ass sport. These weird lesbians sprint around a field, hunched over a tiny little janky-ass stick trying to hit a ball into a goal. Ridiculous. It takes no more physical prowess than a runner needs.

Example A:

"That weird lesbian thought she was gonna get into college for field hocky."

"Yeah, they suck you in like that, and dress you up like an idiot..."

Example B:

"What sport is that that those girls are playing?"
"Silly foreign person...that's field hockey and it's not a sport. It is merely an illusion. It makes the players feel like they're doing something important but really...they just look like a bunch of prairy dancing idiots for our amusement."

by Gollosus Glabborous April 13, 2006