don't poke the bull 

Warning of a negative outcome if you were to provoke a situation.

Similar to don't poke the bear but better

"Don't poke the bull, or your gunna get the horns"

"Don't poke the bull, or your gunna get the horns"

don't poke the bull by AndiAmesMontez July 30, 2017

don't fuck with the logang 

just don't fuck with the fucking logang or you will get fucked up

15 year old:oh shit he is in the logang

logangster: yeah don't fuck with the logang

don't fuck with the logang by Stor kuk med liten lilltå September 14, 2017

Don't shoot the cook 

When you get bad news while eating your dinner.

(Eating dinner)(K to Steve)
K: I just got news that Oliver succumb to disease.
Steve: When did this happen?
K: About an Hour ago
Steve: Lets get the Family together. I was just eating my dinner.
K: Hey, I'm just a messenger.

Don't shoot the cook.

Don't shoot the cook by Thatfatgirl1985. October 19, 2017

don't sweat the bag

Chill out.. no worries....

She's never going to know.... don't sweat the bag...

don't sweat the bag by LadyTnT October 26, 2017

Don't forget the bag 

If you forget the bag, you will have bad luck.

The football team forgot the fucking bag and our coach even said don't forget the bag, FUCK!

Don't forget the bag by 420Nnnnnnnnn69 November 30, 2018

Don't choke on the peanut butter. 

1) In relation to a Cleveland steamer, a phrase used to encourage the pooper to produce more focal matter.

2) An encouragement to someone about to eat ass.

1a) "Don't choke on the peanut butter babe, I want that shit in all my pores."

2a) "Sorry hun I forgot to wipe, don't choke on the peanut butter."

Don't choke on the peanut butter. by chuckman13 March 11, 2019

Don't kill the house 

A phrase used when someone is loud, obnoxious and destructive.

Stop it Tasnim, don't kill the house!

Don't kill the house by Henninng November 26, 2019