Sweaty Carlos

Shoving spicy chili into your partners rectum and mouth simultaneously causing them to sweat.

Co Worker: me and my girl tried a Sweaty Carlos last night

Me: stop we're only work friends

by penisadult November 16, 2021

carlos customs

One of the best artist in the world. If you ever need a piece of art done that is your guy. He specializes in customizing shoes but he can pretty much do anything you ask him to do. If you ever happen to meet this person you may consider yourself to be the luckiest human being on earth.

Example 1
Guy 1: “ hey did you see that artist over there”
Guy 2: “ is it Carlos Customs”
Guy1: “no”
Guy 2: “ then I don’t give a fuck”

Example 2
“ go follow Carlos customs on Instagram”

by TheArtAficionado February 16, 2019

Jesse and Carlos

two dumbasses with big hearts and no brains despite the fact that some of us rather enjoy the company of these athletic men with abs carved of gold and shoulder blades made of marble. they are pure gods whom you would be blessed with being in the presence of. imagine the sexual encounters you could enjoy with the two of men. the raw tension. imagine being in a secluded cabin with us for a month. no wifi, no tv. just us steaming in the hot sexual atmosphere. amazing.

"hey are those Jesse and Carlos?"
"no, they're just dumbasses"
"what's the difference?"

by p0lar March 24, 2019

Carlos Adão

Hes a brazillian warrior of peace and love. Mysterious and handsome, not many know him, but those who do, knows that hes a genius, a master, a god. And he's everywhere.

OMG It's Carlos Adão!!! He's everywhere!! Carlos Adão is love, peace and life!!

by Charles_Adam June 17, 2013

carlos delcid

The most sexiest guy you’ll ever see , he has a huge crotch

Woah , Carlos Delcid is soo hot!

by Nijjer Faggot October 8, 2017

Carlos Ray

the less cooler name for Chuck Norris

Carlos Ray can kill two birds with one stone.
yeah, not working.

by chazargh October 18, 2008

Carlos Mencia

A comedian whose show, "Mind of Mencia," (Comedy Central)focuses on making fun of stereotypes relating to race, gender, sex, profession, and mental capability, among many others. While it may appear to some people that he actually believes these things, it seems to be about as accurate as calling Stephen Colbert a Republican.

Did you see that commercial Carlos Mencia did about the Asian dude?

by AZenne May 2, 2006